The final stop before Friday’s Death Before Dishonor has arrived with this week’s Ring of Honor on HonorClub.
Blackpool Combat Club’s Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta will take on Shane Taylor Promotions’ Anthony Ogogo & Lee Moriarty.
Ahead of their Survival of the Fittest match on Friday, ROH TV Champion Atlantis Jr. will team with Lio Rush against Shane Taylor & Johnny TV.
Former MLW Tag Team Champion EJ Nduka will make his promotional debut as he challenges Jon Cruz.
In a 10-man tag team match, Top Flight, Action Andretti, Komander & the returning Fuego Del Sol will take on the Iron Savages, Nick Comoroto, Jacked Jameson & Anthony Henry.
Marshall & Ross Von Erich will be in tag team action against Dark Order’s John Silver & Alex Reynolds ahead of a trios clash on Friday.
Lexy Nair will interview Queen Aminata and Red Velvet ahead of their respective title challenges of ROH World Women’s Champion Athena and ROH Women’s TV Champion Billie Starkz Friday.
Abadon will make her return to ROH action this week as well.
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-The show starts with video of Roderick Strong pinning Tomohiro Ishii from Collision last week and then being confronted by Mark Briscoe. That segued into a quick Blood and Guts recap and a backstage promo by Mark Briscoe where he was confronted by Mike Bennett. Bennett told Briscoe there are more important things than wrestling. Of course this was all a set up so Matt Taven could attack him from behind. Roderick Strong told him he may be ROH Champion now, but he’ll never be Mr. ROH.
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-Lexy Nair interviewed Bennett and Taven, who don’t have opponents for Death Before Dishonor. Bennett said TK hasn’t been answering his messages, so they must be getting the day off. Taven was in the middle of thanking TK when Paul Wight walked in with good news and bad news. The good news is Wight is now on the ROH Board of Directors. The bad news is because of the shenanigans they have pulled, they will now defend at Death Before Dishonor against Ishii and Kyle O’Reilly.
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Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta defeated Lee Moriarty & Anthony Ogogo w/Shane Taylor
Just a reminder, Yuta is the ROH Pure Champion and apparently they are now babyfaces because Claudio is slapping the fans hands. Tomorrow is Yuta vs Moriarty.
Moriarty and Yuta start and we get some nice wrestling with a lot of mirror spots. Yuta has a really nice armdrag. I know that doesn’t sound like much, but I will always appreciate a good armdrag. Ogogo tagged in and demanded Claudio tag in as well, so of course, Claudio obliged. Ogogo hit a punch to the liver, but Claudio quickly took back over and tagged out. Thanks to a distraction by Moriarty, Ogogo got the heat on Yuta. Yuta played babyface in peril really well and the crowd popped a little for the Claudio hot tag as the former ROH Champ ran wild on Moriarty. Claudio went for The Big Swing, but Moriarty fought and made the ropes. Claudio ran around the outside with a European Uppercut to Moriarty and fell through the barricade, which hadn’t been properly secured. Ogogo took back over, but missed his Discuss Punch and got hit with a pop up uppercut, but the fall was broken up by Moriarty. A 4-way broke out, highlighted by a Yuta Suicide Dive to Moriarty. Finally Claudio used The Big Swing on Ogogo and pinned him after a lariat in around 13 minutes. After the match, Yuta and Moriarty had to be separated, but Shane Taylor punched Yuta in the jaw.
Fun opener.
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-Lexy Nair was in the ring to introduce the challengers in the Women’s title matches at Death Before Dishonor: Queen Aminata and Red Velvet. Aminata challenges Athena for the Women’s World Title and Velvet faces Billie Starkz for the TV Title. This was actually taped last night at Dynamite, while the matches happened last Saturday.
Lexy asked Velvet a question and then pulled the microphone away. Then she asked Aminata how she sleeps last night after what she did to Athena and pulled the mic away again. This time Aminata ripped the mic away and said the bitch got what she deserved.
This brought out Athena, who was carried to the ring by an ROH staff member. Athena hobbled into the ring and got held up by Lexy. Athena said Lexy did her best, but these two are too uncultured to do an interview segment. Athena said ever since she beat the tar out of those two, they were nothing but tyrants and bullies. Athena noted they called her Ashy and called Billie “trashy”. Athena said Aminata is not ready for the opportunity she usurped and the two of them are raggedy ass lot lizards. This brought out Billie Starkz, who attacked the challengers from behind. Billie is wearing matching gear and Lexy took off Athena’s boot because of course she’s not actually injured.
My computer keeps crashing, but ultimately the champions laid out the challengers leading into tomorrow.
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Gates of Agony defeated Angelico and Serpentico
This was a lot more competitive than I expected it to be. Actually, Angelico and Serpentico got a lot of offense on Bishop Kaun. Of course, the Gates finally took over and specifically on Angelico. Serpentico eventually got the hot tag and did a flying crossbody to Toa, but got caught and dropped with a powerslam. That was probably a Pobody’s Nerfect moment, as they pretty much immediately ignored it and Serpentico ran wild for a few seconds, before he got cut off and pinned after Open The Gates.
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EJ Nduka defeated Jon Cruz
Nduka is like a foot taller than Cruz. Apparently he’s a legitimate 6’8 and I believe it. Nduka held Cruz up for a vertical suplex and held him there for around 10 seconds before tossing him. He did it a second time for a count of 11 from the crowd. Nduka used Snake Eyes and a flying shoulder tackle, called The Hammer, before picking up the win with Exodus, which is a spinning back suplex.
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-We got a video package for the MXM Collection, who will debut tomorrow at Death Before Dishonor.
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Johnny TV & Shane Taylor w/Taya Valkyrie defeated Lio Rush & ROH TV Champion Atlantis Jr
The bell rings, but the match can’t start until TV and Taya make out. Taya gets on the apron to yell at Lio Rush, but he runs at her, so she falls off into Johnny’s arms, but then Johnny has to drop her, as Lio is flying through the ropes at him. Taylor got tired of the shenanigans and booted Lio’s head off. Atlantis got in and worked really well with TV. Rush was in with Taylor and it honestly looked ridiculous with the size difference that Taylor needed interference by Taya on the floor to cut Lio off. Taylor slapped around Lio and bad mouthed him in the corner, which got the crowd to react, but they were yelling for Taylor to slap him around more. Taylor did mockingly get the crowd to chant for Lio briefly, however. We had a bit of a contrived spot where Lio rushed between Shane’s legs and then had to literally stop because it wasn’t time to make the hot tag yet and Johnny TV, who blind tagged in, needed to to get in the ring, run across and cut him off. Of course, seconds later, TV was playing to the audience and let Atlantis get the tag. A 4-way breaks out and Lio did this neat move where he bounced off the bottom ropes with his thighs and hit a Stunner. Finally Atlantis accidentally superkicked Lio and got pinned by Taylor after a Package Piledriver.
It was a fine match, but it felt like it could have been a lot better.
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In reality no one would have complained had the show ended here. We got a 1-hour show with 4 matches and a lot of good stuff to plug DBD. However, we needed more.
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Abadon defeated Dulce Tormenta
Well if the show had ended, I wouldn’t have gotten to see my favorite non-binary wrestler win a squash match. Dulce got to do a little bit, but Abadon got the win with a Black Dahlia.
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Komander, Action Andretti, Top Flight & Fuego Del Sol w/Alex Abrahantes defeated Iron Savages, Nick Comoroto & Anthony Henry
This is Fuego’s first AEW match since February 2023. Well, it’s his first ROH match, but you know what I mean.
Everyone got the chance to tag in, do something, get cut off, sell for a minute and tag out to start the match. Bronson and Boulder threw around Komander like he was a 161 pound Luchador and they were 2-300 pounders. Fuego made up for lost time by being dropped on the pretty black mats by Henry and then got quadruple-teamed in the heel corner. In case you haven’t seen Nick Comoroto since The Factory broke up, he looks A LOT different without the beard. He has grown out sideburns and looks like the perfect 80’s/early 90’s heel and that’s not a bad thing. Bronson teased a standing moonsault, but instead did a sit down splash. Dante Martin eventually got the hot tag and him and Darius ran wild on all 5 heels until they had their heads knocked off by a double clothesline by Comoroto. Outside the ring, Iron Savages were teasing doing something to Fuego, but they got stopped and we had a crazy dive sequence by Dante, Action and Fuego. Finally in the ring, all the babyfaces hit a splash on Comoroto and Dante Martin pinned him.
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-Backstage Queen Aminata and Red Velvet both vowed to win their matches.
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Tomorrow night at Death Before Dishonor:
-Athena vs Queen Aminata for the Women’s World Title
-Billie Starkz vs Red Velvet for the Women’s TV Title
-Mike Bennett & Matt Taven vs Kyle O’Reilly & Tomohiro Ishii for the ROH Tag Team Titles
-Wheeler Yuta vs Lee Moriarty for the ROH Pure Title
-Diamante vs Legit Leyla Hirsch in a Texas Death Match
-Atlantis Jr. vs Lee Johnson vs Lio Rush vs Shane Taylor vs Johnny TV vs Brian Cage in a Survival of The Fittest Match for the ROH TV Title
-Komander vs The Beast Mortos
-Dark Order vs Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erich’s where the winners get an Undisputed Trios Title Match at Battle Of The Belts on Saturday
-Mark Briscoe vs Roderick Strong for the ROH World Title
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Ross & Marshall Von Erich w/Kevin Von Erich vs John Silver & Alex Reynolds w/Evil Uno
The Dark Order got the early advantage on Marshall, complete with Evil Uno cheating from the outside. Ian noted this wasn’t the Evil Uno we’re used to. I mean his name IS Evil Uno, what did you expect? Ross tagged in, but got power bombed by Silver on Reynolds’ knees, which did not feel good. I mean I am not Ross Von Erich, but I can’t imagine it would tickle. Ross was able to make the hot tag to Marshall, which gave him the chance to run wild. Silver went to the middle ropes, but Marshall got up with a dropkick to knock Silver to the floor. Marshall went for The Iron Claw, but Evil Uno jumped on the apron and got a Claw. However that just gave Reynolds and Silver and chance to gain a brief advantage. That lasted until Reynolds yelled at Kevin outside the ring. He turned around and got his head taken off by a clothesline by Marshall, who picked up the win.
After the match, all three Dark Order members attacked Ross and Marshall. Kevin teased getting in the ring, but instead Dustin Rhodes ran in for the save. Reynolds was left and he stood up to all 3 faces, who just let him talk all the shit in the world, until Kevin got in the ring and slapped on The Iron Claw, which easily got the biggest reaction on the show.
The show ended with the Von Erich’s and Dustin standing tall.
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I don’t think I am being mean by saying this, but again, the show would have been better off ending after an hour. The rest of the stuff was nice, but you could have substituted the two squash matches for this main event and no one would have batted an eye. The last 30 minutes was fun, but did nothing to build to tomorrow’s show. However, if you’re someone who is going to pay for Honor Club, you probably aren’t going to be turned off by the excess.
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Ring of Honor TV Champion Atlantis Jr. will defend his title in a six-way Survival of the Fittest match on Friday’s Death Before Dishonor card.
The other five combatants are Lio Rush, Shane Taylor, Johnny TV, Brian Cage and Lee Johnson. As a preview, Atlantis Jr. will team with Rush against Johnny TV and Taylor on Thursday’s ROH TV.
It will be the second defense of the title the CMLL star won in June.
Here’s the current lineup for Friday’s streaming special from Arlington, Texas:
ROH World Championship: Mark Briscoe defends against Roderick Strong
ROH Women’s World Champion Athena defends against Queen Aminata
ROH TV Champion Atlantis Jr. defends against Lio Rush, Shane Taylor, Johnny TV, Brian Cage and Lee Johnson in a Survival of the Fittest match
ROH Women’s World TV Champion Billie Starkz defends against Red Velvet
ROH Pure Championship: Wheeler Yuta defends against Lee Moriarty
Lio Rush says he’s in some pain following the TNT title ladder match at AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door.
Beyond Wrestling has announced that Rush will no longer be able to compete at the promotion’s July 4 event in Worcester, MA due to injuries suffered on last night’s pay-per-view.
BREAKING: Lio Rush suffered an injury during tonight's ladder match and will no longer be able to compete against @PerfectAaron1 at #Americanrana this Thursday, 4th of July at White Eagle in Worcester. We are working to find a suitable replacement…
— Beyond Wrestling (@beyondwrestling) July 1, 2024
Not long after the announcement, Rush posted an update to his social media.
“I’m not suffering, but man am I in some pain. What a night. What a match. I’ll be back for more. Thanks to everyone for riding with me on this journey through the #ForbiddenDoor,” he wrote.
He later added, “I’m good guys. Couple ice baths and I’ll be straight. I appreciate the concern.”
Rush returned to AEW in May after having been gone since late-2021. He wrested in the Forbidden Door Casino Gauntlet match on the May 29 Dynamite in his return match and has been involved in a developing story with Top Flight and Action Andretti since. Rush defeated Andretti on the June 19 Rampage taping to qualify for the TNT title ladder match at Forbidden Door.
Lio Rush will have his shot at winning the TNT title at next Sunday’s AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door by virtue of his victory over Action Andretti on Friday’s AEW Rampage.
With the win, Rush joins the six-man ladder match for the vacant title alongside Ring of Honor Champion Mark Briscoe, Konosuke Takeshita, Jack Perry and Dante Martin. One more participant has yet to be determined.
Rush got the win over Andretti after a unique rope-assisted stunner followed by his frog splash for the win. He made his surprise return to the company last month as part of the Casino gauntlet match for a future World title shot. The win over Andretti is his first in three bouts since that night.
The title was made vacant after then-champion Adam Copeland broke his leg on a jump gone wrong from the top of a steel cage onto Malakai Black at last month’s Double or Nothing.
Stephanie Vaquer and Lio Rush were among the surprise appearances on Wednesday’s AEW Dynamite.
The NJPW Strong Women’s Champion appeared after Mercedes Mone successfully defended the TBS Championship against Skye Blue in an impromptu match. Vaquer and Mone had a staredown, hinting at a match for Forbidden Door. The two previously met at last year’s NJPW Resurgence event, where Mone defeated Vaquer to advance to the finals of the tournament to crown the first-ever Strong Women’s Champion.
In the main event od Dynamite, Lio Rush and Shota Umino of NJPW as well as Hechicero and Mistico of CMLL appeared in the Casino Gauntlet match that would determine the next challenger for Swerve Strickland’s AEW World Championship. However, it was AEW’s own Will Ospreay that defeated Orange Cassidy to win the match, earning himself the title match for Forbidden Door.
Rush had previously been with AEW, making apperances in 2021 before ultimately leaving the promotion in 2022.
Forbidden Door will take place on June 30 at the UBS Arena in New York. As with previous years, it will be a collaborative event between AEW and NJPW.
The finals are set for the 2023 Super Junior Tag League.
The round-robin portion of the tournament concluded with a three-way tie atop the group after Thursday’s show in Osaka. Catch 2/2, El Desperado & Master Wato, and SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru all finished with 12 points.
Catch 2/2 advance to Saturday’s finals on tie-breakers as they defeated both SHO & Kanemaru and Wato & Desperado in the round-robin.
Kanemaru & SHO also advanced as they defeated Wato & Desperado in the main event of Thursday’s show.
Despite going into Thursday as the only team that controlled their own destiny, Master Wato & El Desperado are eliminated on tie-breakers despite a 6-3 record.
Super Junior Tag League 2023 night nine results:
Super Junior Tag League 2023 match: SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru (6-3, 12pts) defeated Master Wato & El Desperado (6-3, 12pts)
Super Junior Tag League 2023 match: Francesco Akira & TJP (6-3, 12pts) defeated KUSHIDA & Kevin Knight (5-4, 10pts)
Super Junior Tag League 2023 match: Kosei Fujita & Robbie Eagles (4-5, 8pts) defeated Clark Connors & Drilla Moloney (5-4, 10pts)
Super Junior Tag League 2023 match: YOH & MUSASHI (4-5, 8pts) vs. TITAN & BUSHI (5-4, 10pts)
Super Junior Tag League 2023 match: DOUKI & TAKA Michinoku (2-7, 4pts) defeated The DKC & Ryusuke Taguchi (2-7, 4pts)
Super Junior Tag League standings —
TJP & Francesco Akira: 12 points (6-3)
SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 12 points (6-3)
El Desperado & Master Wato: 12 points (6-3)
Clark Connors & Drilla Moloney: 10 points (5-4)
KUSHIDA & Kevin Knight: 10 points (5-4)
BUSHI & Titan: 10 points (5-4)
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 8 points (4-5)
YOH & MUSASHI: 8 points (4-5)
DOUKI & TAKA Michinoku: 4 points (2-7)
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 4 points (2-7)
Catch 2/2 vs. Yoshinobu Kanemaru & SHO will meet in the finals on Saturday at Power Struggle.
NJPW Power Struggle November 4 lineup:
IWGP United Kingdom/United States Champion Will Ospreay defends against Shota Umino
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion Hiromu Takahashi defends against Taiji Ishimori
NEVER Openweight Six-Man Tag Team Champions Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi & Tomohiro Ishii defend against Zack Sabre Jr., Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls
Jon Moxley vs. Great-O-Khan
Super Junior Tag League finals: TJP & Francesco Akira vs. Yoshinobu Kanemaru & SHO
SANADA & Yuya Uemura vs. Tetsuya Naito & Yota Tsuji
David Finlay vs. Tanga Loa
Frontier Zone match: Mochizuki Jr., Yoshiki Kato & Strong Machine J vs. three NJPW wrestlers (pre-show)
Lio Rush has been pulled from Monday’s NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku event due to illness.
Rush had been scheduled to challenge for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship against Mike Bailey and champion Hiromu Takahashi in a three-way match on the show.
NJPW announced on October 3 that Rush was dealing with a fever and would miss the upcoming Road to Destruction shows. It was later confirmed at a press conference on Sunday that Rush has been pulled from Monday’s show as well and will be replaced by YOH in the title match.
YOH was the sole survivor of an elimination match that headlined Saturday’s show in Miyagi. He pinned Takahashi for the final elimination and then cut a promo saying he wants to face the winner of the IWGP Junior Heavyweight title match in Ryogoku. However, with Rush having since been pulled from Monday’s show, YOH revealed at today’s press conference that he has been added to the three-way with Takahashi and Bailey.
YOH: Lio Rush can't wrestle tomorrow!
Hiromu: For real? Chairman, do you know?
YOH: Lio's sick. There's not much we can do. So in that case, champion, let me take his place in the three way? Sounds like fun, right?
Gabe Kidd, Hikuleo, Alex Coughlin, Kevin Knight, and Jeff Cobb also missed shows this week due to illness. Hikuleo returned on Saturday but there has been no announcement regarding the status of Kidd, Coughlin, Knight, or Cobb, although their matches are still advertised for Monday’s show.
The updated card for NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku on Monday, October 9 is below:
BUSHI, Yota Tsuji, Shingo Takagi, & Tetsuya Naito vs. Callum Newman, HENARE, Great-O-Khan, & Jeff Cobb
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Drilla Moloney & Clark Connors defend against KUSHIDA & Kevin Knight
Master Wato, Shota Umino, & Yuji Nagata vs. El Desperado, Ren Narita, & Minoru Suzuki in match 5 of the Best of 7 series
Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions Gabe Kidd & Alex Coughlin defend against El Phantasmo & Hikuleo
NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions Tomohiro Ishi, Hiroshi Tanahashi, & Kazuchika Okada defeated against Josh Alexander, Chris Sabin, & Alex Shelley
NEVER Openweight Champion David Finlay defends against Tama Tonga
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion Hiromu Takahashi defends against Mike Bailey and YOH in a three-way match
IWGP World Heavyweight Champion SANADA defends against EVIL in a Lumberjack Deathmatch
NJPW announced that Rush will miss events in Iwate and Aomori on October 4 and 5. He will be replaced by Ryusuke Taguchi for those dates. NJPW posted the following statement on their website:
Thank you for supporting New Japan Pro-Wrestling.
Due to illness, Lio Rush will be absent from live events this week in Iwate and Aomori. Rush will be replaced by Ryusuke Taguchi October 4 and 5.
We apologise to fans who were looking forward to seeing Lio wrestle and appreciate your understanding.
NJPW joins fans in wishing Lio a full and fast recovery.
On Twitter, Lio Rush shared he was suffering from a 105 degree temperature.
Rush is set to take part in a three-way match for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight title on October 9, challenging Hiromu Takahashi in a match that will also feature Speedball Mike Bailey.
Chris Sabin is once again the Impact Wrestling X-Division Champion.
Sabin extended his all-time record of X-Division title reigns to 10 by defeating Lio Rush in the main event of Impact Wrestling’s 1000th episode, using a Shellshock and a Cradle Shock to pin Rush for the Championship.
The X-Division title match capped night one of a two-night event celebrating 1000 episodes of Impact. Night one aired on Thursday, September 14, while night two will air on Thursday, September 21. Both episodes were taped September 9 in White Plains, New York.
In addition to the all-time record of 10 X-Division reigns, Sabin has also held the title for more overall days than anyone in the 21-year history of the Championship. AJ Styles, Jay Lethal, and Austin Aries rank second in title reigns with six each, while Trey Miguel ranks second in number of overall days as X-Division Champion.
Rush’s first reign with the X title ended at 56 days.
Night one of Impact Wrestling 1000 also featured a Feast or Fired match where Chris Bey, Crazzy Steve, Yuya Uemura, and Moose each secured a briefcase. The contents of the briefcases will be revealed on next week’s episode, where three will contain contracts for future title matches, while one will contain termination papers.
For two straight weeks, Impact Wrestling will celebrate their 1000th TV episode with several returns, title matches and plenty of nostalgia.
For the first time in seven years, Bully Ray & D-Von Dudley will reunite as Team 3D and will be in action. This will be their first appearance together in Impact since October 2014.
X-Division Champion Lio Rush will defend the title against multi-time champion Chris Sabin.
The infamous Feast or Fired match returns as 20 wrestlers will compete for four briefcases hung above the ring. Three will contain slips for future Impact title matches while the other will have a “fired” slip.
Former Knockouts Champion Traci Brooks will wrestle for the first time in 11 years as she teams with husband Frankie Kazarian against the husband/wife duo of Eddie & Alisha Edwards.
After defeating Steve Maclin last Friday, Josh Alexander will share thoughts on what’s next.
The BTI pre-show match will feature KiLynn King vs. Jody Threat.
Our live coverage will begin at approximately 8:30 PM EST.
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Jody Threat defeated KiLynn King on the BTI pre-show
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The opening video highlighted some of the greatest personalities and moments in the history of Impact Wrestling followed by a brand new opening theme for Impact.
The show opened with Impact Wrestling president Scott D’Amore in the ring with a microphone greeting all of us to Impact 1000. D’Amore stated that it would be a two week celebration of the history of Impact and then stated that you couldn’t have Impact without the ground-breaking Knockouts division. D’Amore then introduced former Knockouts world champion and Impact Hall of Famer Gail Kim.
Kim thanked the fans and then introduced a tribute video highlighting some of the greatest stars and moments in the history of the Knockouts division.
After the video ended, D’Amore stated that watching it went straight to his heart before being interrupted by the return of Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, The Beautiful People.
D’Amore had left the ring as Love and Sky made their way down to the entrance ramp. The fans chanted “Welcome back!” as Love and Sky entered the ring to confront Kim. They said the video package was great but didn’t feature enough footage of The Beautiful People. After multiple put downs but Love and Sky, Kim stepped up and stated they could physical if they needed to. Before anything further could take place, the Shawtourage’s music hit.
Gisele Shaw made her way to the ring with Savannah Evans and Jai Vidal and thanked The Beautiful People for paving the way. She then stated that because of herself, the Knockouts division had improved. Sky took exception and we then heard the familiar music of a “Juggernaut”.
Jordynne Grace came down to the ring and put over O.D.B., Tara, Traci Brooks and Gail Kim. Before she could say too much more, Deonna Purrazzo made her way down to the ring and confronted Grace stating that she became Knockouts champion by defeating her. The lights then went out and we were now being greeted by current Knockouts champion Trinity.
Trinity took the mic and thanked every Knockout in the ring for paving the way for her in Impact. Purrazzo put down her only title run and stated to come talk to her when she had three. Kim then stated that Purrazzo could talk to her when she had seven. If tensions weren’t high enough, we heard one more theme music hit and it was that of the one and only Awesome Kong alongside Raisha Saeed as we headed to commercial.
We’re back from commercial and the fans are greeting Kong with a huge “Welcome back!” chant. Saeed grabbed the mic and asked if anyone was going to be brave enough to challenge Kong. Before any of the Knockouts could answer, Tasha Steelz made her return to Impact. Steelz stated that she was going to be the final member on Team Beautiful People. Steelz then stepped up to Kong but again, before she could go any further, we hear another familiar entrance theme take place and it’s the return of Mickie James after a 6-month absence.
James came down to the ring and stated that she was now the fifth member on Team Over alongside Trinity, Kong, Grace and Kim. James stated that their 5-on-5 war next week was going to be the greatest battle in Knockouts history.
– Backstage, Eric Young was with Chris Harris and James Storm, known better as America’s Most Wanted. As the three men were chatting, Impact D.O.A. Santino Marella greeted them as we heard the sound of a bottle smashing in the background. As the camera zoomed up from the broken beer bottle, we see the return of Shark Boy to Impact. Marella stated that he was looking for a deputy D.O.A. and Shark Boy accepted.
Alpha Bravo, Bhupinder Gujjar, Black Taurus, Brian Myers, Chris Bey, Crazzy Steve, Heath, Jai Vidal, Joe Hendry, John Skyler, Johnny Swinger, Jonathan Gresham, Kevin Knight, KUSHIDA, Laredo Kid, Moose, PCO, Sami Callihan, Steve Maclin & Yuya Uemura in a Feast or Fired match
For the first time in 5 years, Feast or Fired returned!
There were four individual briefcases hung high above each corner. Three of the cases contained future championship opportunities that included the Impact world, Impact world tag team and Impact digital media titles. The fourth case contained termination papers. To capture a briefcase, you had to grab the case and manage to escape with the case to the floor outside of the ring.
PCO was the final entrant to make his way to the ring and after the bell rang, he nailed several of his opponents with a cannonball over the ropes to the floor.
Chris Bey was the first to attain a briefcase after a battle with John Skyler, grabbing briefcase #3. After dropping down to the mat with the case and seeing his hungry opposition, he jumped over the top rope and crashed onto several of his opponents on the outside to secure the case. Bey celebrated as we headed to commercial.
Back from commercial and Crazzy Steve had briefcase #1 in his hand, threatening to stab Moose with a fork. Moose stepped aside and Steve jumped to the floor officially winning the second briefcase.
Moose was now alone in the ring but as he attempted to go after briefcase #1, Steve Maclin caught up with him and nailed him with the Caught in the Crosshairs followed by his K.I.A. Gresham then attacked Maclin followed by a sequence of Gujjar, Vidal, Swinger and Bravo getting the upper hand before Callihan caught up with Bravo and nailed him with Cactus Driver ’97.
Skyler attacked Callihan followed by KUSHIDA and Knight with a double-team on Skyler. Taurus and Laredo Kid then got involved but JOYA was quick to enter the melee and as Hendry guarded the ring, Uemura grabbed briefcase #4.
Uemura dropped down to the mat but Callihan was waiting for him and it was soon a game of keep away. Hendry took one for JOYA as he was charged by Callihan. Yuya Uemura capitalized on the advantage and dropped to the floor to solidify the third victory in this match.
PCO looked to be the final competitor to achieve potential greatness in this match as he stood tall in the middle of the ring before being met by Jai Vidal’s dancing. PCO would have none of it however as he chokeslammed Vidal before heading to grab the final case.
Callihan caught up with PCO and drove him off the top rope hard to the floor below. Before Callihan could capitalize, it was once again a melee of offense by various competitors before Heath battled it out with Maclin.
Maclin managed to grab briefcase #2 and as he headed to the mat, drove the case into the head of Heath. Maclin then looked for a way to escape with the final case to the floor but he was in no man’s land. PCO re-entered the ring but before he could attack Maclin, Rhino appeared out of nowhere and nailed Maclin with a massive gore!
As Rhino nailed Maclin, briefcase #2 flew out of the ring and into the hands of Moose as he was declared the final winner in the match.
– Backstage, Gia Miller was with Chris Sabin and Miller stated that Sabin had the opportunity to become a 10x Impact X-Division champion tonight. Sabin stated that he didn’t respect Rush and he would make history and become the first ever 10x X-Division champion.
In the ring, Champagne Singh was in the ring with Rohit Raju, better known as the Desi Hit Squad. Raju asked for anyone to name a tag team that had done more for the company than them.
Hmmmm…
Team 3D’s music hit and we saw the return of Brother Ray and Brother Devon for the first time in seven years!
Team 3D defeated Desi Hit Squad
While the Desi Hit Squad showed some offence, this match was all about nostalgia. After hitting their patented “WASSUP”, it was followed up by “Devon… Get the Tables!”
Devon grabbed a table from underneath the ring and after it was setup in the ring, Devon and Ray hit the 3D on Singh to score the quick victory over the Desi Hit Squad but the victory however wasn’t through the table.
Hmmmm…
Devon grabbed Roju and after Ray planted himself on top of the turnbuckle, Devon tossed Roju to Ray as Tom Hannifan stated ‘Somewhere Dixie Carter is having a heart attack watching this”.
– Backstage, Josh Alexander was walking around as The Rascalz were chilling on the floor eating pizza with a mess around them. Alexander wasn’t impressed and tossed Trey Miguel’s backpack down the hallway and told them to step up before he headed to the ring.
– Josh Alexander was in the ring. He stated that every time he walks down the ramp and into the ring it’s surreal. An emotional Alexander looked into the camera and stated just like everyone in the arena, he was an Impact fan. Alexander then stated that he never lost his Impact world championship but before he could continue, Alex Shelley’s music hit and he made his way to the ring.
Shelley stated that when people would think about Impact 1000, they would think of him. Alexander touted Shelley’s success, winning the title but Shelley ran him down asking him if he was an Alex Shelley fan or an Alex Shelley mark?
Alexander stated that he got the ball and carried the ball for the past four years. Shelley said that if Alexander wanted the match for the world title then he wanted it to. Before anything could be finalized however, The Rascalz attacked both men leaving Alexander laying in the ring as Shelley ungracefully headed up the entrance ramp, world title in hand.
– Backstage, The Rascalz were greeted by deputy D.O.A. Shark Boy. He said he saw what happened and told Trey Miguel that he would face Josh Alexander next week. Santino Marella arrived on scene and told Shark Boy that he was a natural as a deputy before being interrupted by Kenny King and Sheldon Jean. King demanded matches against Heath and Tommy Dreamer but Marella ignored his requests and stated that King would face Eric Young next week.
Frankie Kazarian & Traci Brooks defeated Eddie & Alisha Edwards
Brooks played honor to her Ms. Brooks character in her attire, returning to action for the first time in 12 years. Traci and Alisha began the match and as you would expect, it was a house of fire from the get go.
It was your typical bad vs. good match with Eddie not caring who his opponent was in the ring and Alisha doing whatever she could to attempt to gain the victory.
Final moments of the match saw Eddie attempt to nail Brooks with the Backpack Stunner, Traci countered with the X-Factor. Kazarian then followed up with a running knee, knocking Eddie to the outside. Alisha attempted to capitalize and attempted to pin Brooks but could only manage a two count. Traci recovered and nailed Alisha with the Fade to Black to land the 1-2-3.
After the match, Kazarian stated the match felt good celebrating 1000 episodes of Impact before directing everyone to the entrance screen. A video package was shown on the Impact Wrestling career of the original Knockout Traci Brooks before it was announced that she would be entering the 2023 Class of the Impact Wrestling Hall of Fame.
An emotional Brooks was then shown in the ring being celebrated by her son as the fans in attendance applauded the announcement chanting “You deserve it!”.
– Backstage, Gia Miller was with current Impact X-Division champion Lio Rush. Rush stated that Chris Sabin was scared of him and that he was coming in hot like he always does.
– A video promo was shown of Tommy Dreamer praising his newly won Impact digital media championship, thanking his fans and potentially asking for a physical length extension on the title.
Chris Sabin defeated Lio Rush for the Impact X-Division title
It was back and forth in the beginning until Sabin was sent to the outside and Rush attempted to capitalize the same way he did at Slammiversary. It wasn’t meant to be however as Sabin countered and attempted to nail Rush with the Cradle Shock but Rush luckily escaped.
Rush countered with a submission counter and followed up with a back suplex before going back to his submission attack. Sabin countered with his power and then hit a missile dropkick before attempting to hit the Cradle Shock once again. Rush countered with his own illegal counter by attacking the eyes and after sending Sabin to the outside, he followed up and nailed Sabin with a moonsault.
We’re back in the ring and Rush attempted the Cradle Shock but Sabin countered but Rush followed up with a grounded spin kick. Sabin followed up with a running boot in the corner followed by an attempted Cradle Shock but couldn’t follow through. Sabin locked in a submission but Rush wouldn’t give up.
Sabin nailed the Clothesline from Michigan and followed up with a successful Cradle Shock but Rush kicked out at two! Rush then followed up by nailing Sabin with the Final Hour but Sabin would kick out!
Both men looking for what it would take to be THE X-Division champion and Sabin dug deep. Sabin hit the Tanaka punch followed by the Shell Shock followed by the Cradle Shock and FINALLY it was it for Lio Rush as Chris Sabin became the 10x Impact X-Division champion!
After the match, members of the Impact Wrestling roster came out to the ring to celebrate Sabin’s historic win.
Final Thoughts:
I had the honour of spending a good part of the day with Chris Sabin back in March of 2006. Yes, a very long time ago but as a fan of his back then and now, he was one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. Not just talented but appreciative of his opportunities in the wrestling business. On top of that, a HUGE fan of the Cadbury McFlurry and Smarties.
To watch him win his tenth X-Division championship in 2023… On week one of IMPACT 1000… Are you F’N kidding me?!?
IMPACT Wrestling has done an amazing job promoting IMPACT 1000 and their drops on X have been awesome showcasing their stars on IMPACT 1 vs. IMPACT 1000. The transition of Moose has been great as well.
The return of Traci Brooks tonight and the announcement of her being inducted into the IMPACT Wrestling Hall of Fame brings back memories as well of her career in Canada and how far she went in the industry.
#CongratsTraciBrooks #YouDeserveIt
Finally, Week One of IMPACT 1000 was amazing in so many ways!
From the return of Team 3D, The Beautiful People, Awesome Kong & Feast or Fired to Chris Sabin winning the X-Division championship to the potential of Josh Alexander battling Alex Shelley for the IMPACT World Championship at Bound For Glory next month…
#ThankYouIMPACT #IMPACT1000
Next Week:
Josh Alexander vs. Trey Miguel
Eric Young vs. Kenny King (w/Sheldon Jean)
Jake Something vs. Dirty Dango (w/Alpha Bravo)
Results of Feast or Fired
Ace Austin, Zachary Wentz, Rich Swann, Alan Angels, Mike Bailey & Samuray Del Sol in an Ultimate X Match
Team Over (Awesome Kong, Gail Kim, Mickie James, Jordynne Grace & Trinity) vs. Team Beautiful People (Angelina Love, Deonna Purrazzo, Gisele Shaw, Savannah Evans & Tasha Steelz) (w/Jai Vidal & Velvet Sky) in a 10-Knockout Tag Team Match
Tonight’s Impact Victory Road from White Plains, New York, will feature several title defenses, a return, and a match months in the making.
Former Impact World Champions Josh Alexander and Steve Maclin will go head-to-head in a match that originally slated to happen at April’s Rebellion.
Jordynne Grace will return to the ring for the first time since May as she faces rival Deonna Purrazzo.
X-Division Champion Lio Rush will defend against KUSHIDA.
Knockouts Champion Trinity will defend against Alisha Edwards while Knockouts Tag Team Champions Killer Kelly & Masha Slamovich defend against Gisele Shaw & Savannah Evans.
Impact Tag Team Champions The Rascalz defend their gold for the first time as they face the Motor City Machine Guns.
Digital Media Champion Kenny King will put his title on the line against Tommy Dreamer’s career while Bully Ray takes on PCO under anything goes rules.
The show will also include Crazzy Steve vs. Black Taurus and two pre-show matches.
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Alan Angels defeated Little Guido Maritato
Little Guido facing Alan Angels on am Impact preshow was not something I had on my calendar for 2023, but as the match was about to start, the picture went out with this message being displayed:
he first (and hopefully only) production problem tonight. Thankfully a few moments after that, the show came back on as Guido was working over the shoulder of Angels. As Guido let the referee check on Angels, Angels stood up, raked the eyes, and hit Angels Wings for the win.
–PCO was wandering in the parking lot, and apparently this parking lot in the New York area is the cousin of the NXT parking lot, as PCO was hit by a car driven by Bully Ray.
ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) defeated Moose & Brian Myers
Perfectly fine tag match here, though it does make me wonder what Impact is doing with Moose, given his main event status. I would much rather seem him teaming with Eddie Edwards more often than Myers.
Bey out maneuvered Moose at the start of this match, frustrating him. Bey and Austin continued the assault against Myers, with Moose looking increasingly frustrated on the apron. Moose was able to drop Austin when the referee was distracted and they got the heat on Bey for the next few minutes. Moose slowed it down against Bey and hit a chop, but Bey ducked the next and fired back with 3 chops before Moose raked the eyes and tagged out to Myers.
Bey countered a powerbomb and tagged out to Austin, who immediately ran wild. As this was happening, for a split second, the announcer audio came through the house mic loudly, and then there was awkward silence in the audience as it was a jarring noise. Austin, however, floated through the ropes, bounced of the middle rope, and hit a kick on Myers. Not long after, Bey was able to roll up Myers for the pin as Moose made the dive to try and make the save.
Impact Wrestling Victory Road Main Card
Impact X-Division Champion Lio Rush defeated KUSHIDA to retain
This match ruled. Rush and KUSHIDA are both so good, and I know KUSHIDA has fallen into his role as gatekeeper to the starts in New Japan, but he still has plenty left in the tank. I hope we see him get another run as IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion or something on NJPW Strong, or even here in Impact. Great match.
KUSHIDA started the match chasing after Rush all over ringside and in the ring, but using speed that is not the typical chase, as they weaved in and out of the ropes and the ring in a really cool way. After another chase, KUSHIDA almost punted the arm of Rush, but Rush pulled away to the apron at just the right moment. KUSHIDA grabbed him and put the Hoverboard Lock on, and let go before 5, only to kick the arm and start working Rush over. That opening sequence was so awesome.
KUSHIDA hit a shotei palm strike and put Rush on the top ropes before knocking him off to the apron. Rush had to gouge the eyes to get KUSHIDA away from his arm. KUSHIDA however, was able to go right back to the left arm, and then did an armbar across the bottom rope and turnbuckle on Rush. As KUSHIDA brought Rush back into the ring, Rush rolled KUSHIDA up and hit a spinning kick and a clothesline for a 2-count.
Rush grabbed the X-Division title but the referee did not let him use it. Rush grabbed KUSHIDA’s sunglasses instead, and danced around ringside to boos from the crowd. KUSHIDA rolled Rush up in response for a 2-count and went right for the Hoverboard Lock out of it. Rush countered and sent KUSHIDA to the apron before hitting a handspring kick. Rush went for a lowpe but KUSHIDA caught him with the Hoverboard Lock on the floor.
Back in the ring, Rush went for the Spanish Fly, but KUSHIDA countered again into the Hoverboard Lock. The fans went crazy with how often KUSHIDA was able to counter into it. Rush and KUSHIDA both hit kicks from their backs, trying to spring up to hit their opponent and both were down. Both wrestlers exchanged forearms in the middle of the ring. KUSHIDA caught Rush in a cravat and then hit a series of knees. KUSHIDA accidentally swung his arm into the referee, and Rush low blowed KUSHIDA and hit the Final Hour for the win.
–Santino was backstage with the medical team as PCO laid on a gurney, apparently dead (or unconscious), bur PCO stat right up as soon as the doctor said he couldn’t compete and he screamed for Bully Ray and walked away with the doctors looking completely shocked. He’s basically a zombie, this really shouldn’t surprise anyone in Impact.
Impact Knockouts World Tag Team Champions MK Ultra (Masha Slamovich & Killer Kelly) defeated Gisele Shaw & Savannah Evans (w/ Jai Vidal)
Impact made the right call with MK Ultra continuing to win, as they are two of the best characters and workers in the division.
Slamovich and Kelly dominated Shaw in the early part of this match, including Kelly hitting a stalling fisherman’s suplex for a 2-count. Evans low bridged Kelly and they were finally able to get some offence against Kelly. Evans hit a butterfly suplex on Kelly for a 2-count. After kicking Shaw, Slamovich tagged in for the hot tag and ran wild, hitting yakuza kicks all over the ring, but Jai Vidal got on the apron and distracted the referee, allowing them to double team Slamovich.
Evans then accidentally hit a big boot on Shaw after Slamovich ducked. Kelly took out Vidal on the apron, but Evans recovered enough to hit a big boot on Slamovich. Evans picked Slamovich up with a fireman’s carry, but Slamovich countered into a sleeper, so Evans threw her off. Slamovich got up, hit a spinning hook kick and then the Snow plough on Evans for the pinfall.
–PCO was screaming for Bully Ray backstage, and Ray ran up behind him and started beating on him with a chair, screaming that he was just a man. Ray then brought some gasoline out and poured it on PCO. PCO spit gasoline into the eyes of Bully Ray after that though, saving himself from being set on fire.
Crazzy Steve defeated Black Taurus
This wasn’t bad. Steve’s new character is working, I think, as the audience seems to be genuinely creeped out by Steve.
Taurus did not waste any time waiting for Steve, attacking him as soon as the bell rang. Steve bailed to the floor and Tom Hannifan stood up ready to run away. Steve told him to relax and that he was witnessing something beautiful be born. He then got back in the ring and sent Taurus to the corner, setting Taurus on the top rope before hitting a springboard clothesline for a 2-count.
Steve then said he was going to take the eyes of Taurus, but Taurus countered it for a bit until Steve hit a Russian legsweep. After some brief exchanges, Taurus went for a Samoan drop, but Steve countered with a crucifix driver for a 2-count. Taurus managed to hit the pop up Samoan drop after a reset, so the first one may have been a botch, and both men were down. Taurus hit a hard forearm to drove Steve, and hit a second after blocking a punch.
Taurus hit two sling blades, and a Knightfall backbreaker. Steve screamed he was sorry at this point, saying he didn’t want to fight. Taurus turned around, unsettled, so Steve attacked him from behind and went to the floor to pull out a fork he hid under the announce table. Steve’s usage of the fork was blocked, letting the referee take it out of the ring, but Steve gouged the eyes and hit a tornado DDT for the win.
–Gia Miller was with Tommy Dreamer talking about his match with Kenny King. Dreamer said that if tonight was his last match, he was very proud to have it in front of his fans in New York, in the same building he became a wrestling fan when he was 10-years old.
Tommy Dreamer defeated Kenny King (w/ Sheldon Jean) to win the Impact Digital Media Championship in a Title vs. Career match
This was all smoke and mirrors, as it needed to be, despite not being a hardcore match. King got a lot of heat on Dreamer until the end, not dissimilar to a Terry Funk babyface match. This will probably be the worst match on the card, but the crowd was red hot, and Dreamer did work very hard in it. Heartwarming finish, and that is all we need sometimes.
Tommy Dreamer came out wearing Terry Funk inspired gear, and his daughters were in the front row to cheer him on. The crowd was very hot for this, as King hit an arm drag and the fans exploded into “Tommy Dreamer” chants while one person cheered for King. That was amusing. There’s always one fan that has to cheer the heel.
Dreamer hit an arm drag of his own before hitting a Cactus clothesline to the floor on King. Dreamer requested a bottle of water from the fans, spitting it into the face of King. Dreamer then hit the ropes going for a tope by King cut him off with a kick. Credit to Dreamer, he had me believing he was running full force for a dive.
King went to the top rope buy spent too much time trash talking the fans and got hit with a gorilla press. King rolled to the floor and managed to suplex Dreamer on the ramp. King hit an Eddy Gordo kick on Dreamer, and faced off with Dreamer’s daughters, saying he was their father now.
King ended up getting hit with a superplex from Dreamer for a 2-count. Dreamer and King then exchanged punches, with Dreamer hitting his Dusty style punches before hitting a bionic elbow. King got up and hit a spinebuster after a kick for a two count. King went for a superkick, saying “I’m sorry, I hate you!” but Dreamer hit a cutter for a 2-count.
King got out of a Death Valley Driver, and taunted Dreamer’s daughters again after necking Dreamer on the ropes. King then hit a blockbuster for a 2-count. The announcers completely missed Kenny King going for the spinning toe hold, calling it a figure four, but Dreamer rolled him up for a two count.
Dreamer then hit a Death Valley Driver and a Terry Funk style piledriver for a 2-count. Dreamer looked at his Terry Funk shirt and called for a moonsault, but Sheldon Jean distracted the referee, allowing King to cut him off. The referee ejected Jean, and as he was doing that, Heath ran in and hit the Wake Up Call, allowing Dreamer to hit a DDT for the pinfall.
–The hype video for this match was awesome, with Purrazzo doing an awesome voiceover about how Grace couldn’t beat her, while Grace is seen training with the images of her previous losses to Purrazzo playing. This was great.
Jordynne Grace defeated Deonna Purrazzo
Really good match from Purrazzo and Grace here, with Grace finally getting a one on one win over Purrazzo.
Grace hit a northern lights suplex on Purrazzo right away to start the match for a 2-count. Grace fell short on a dive and Purrazzo took advantage, locking on a double wristlock and driving Grace back into the apron. Grace and Purrazzo exchanged elbows as they ran the ropes until Purrazzo tried to hit a head scissors into an armbar, but Grace shoved her off and hit a bodyslam. Purrazzo’s work over the arm made Grace hesitate, but Grace was able to hit a Michinoku driver for a 2-count.
Purrazzo hit a suplex and transitioned to an armbar as soon as Grace kicked out. Purrazzo called for the Queen’s Gambit, but Grace shoved her back to the corner and went for a superplex after driving the face of Purrazzo into her knee. Grace then rolled through straight into a Jackhammer for a 2-count.
Purrazzo and Grace exchanged attempts at the Juggernaut driver, but it ended with Purrazzo hitting a coup d’état for a two count. Grace hit forearms from the apron before both wrestlers hit a clothesline and were down. Purrazzo ran the ropes, but Grace countered and hit a Deadeye for a two count.
Purrazzo was able to hit a head scissors into an armbar, but Grace immediately countered into a pinfall attempt. Purrazzo did not let that stand, transitioning back to the armbar. As Grace tried to escape, Purrazzo went for the Queen’s Gambit. Grace then countered a few attempts at this before finally hitting the Juggernaut driver for the pinfall.
PCO defeated Bully Ray in a No DQ Match
This is what you would expect it to be, but was fun.
PCO attacked Ray as he tried to leave the building, and they ended up on the ramp with Ray throwing PCO down the ramp. He then screamed “Do you know who I am?” with all of his fear suddenly gone. Oops. Should have kept the attack up looking scared to be consistent there. Ray pulled a garbage can out from under the ring and hit PCO with it and the camera shook as he hit it, making me dizzy, though it was not Kevin Dunn production bad.
Ray put three tables in the ring while PCO setup chairs on the floor. Ray punched PCO off the apron, and PCO fell off into the chairs. That was a quick payoff. Ray setup tables in each corner of the ring, except one. Ray setup a fourth table on the floor, but PCO hit him with a garbage can. The bell finally rang as they went into the ring, and Ray sent PCO throw all three tables that he setup.
Ray sent PCO out of the ring through the fourth table, and PCO sat up like nothing, and Ray tried to run away again. Santino Marella came out with security and told him that he had to finish the match. Ray slapped Santino, and Santino pulled out the cobra, and hit it on Ray, sending him right to the feet of PCO. PCO setup a ladder in the ring and tried to hit a flip off the top rope onto Ray on the ladder, but Ray got up and threw PCO onto the ladder and pulled more tables into the ring.
Ray pulled a cowbell out and went to hit PCO with it, but PCO grabbed Ray and chokeslammed him for a 2-count. PCO pulled a cheese grater out and hit a low blow with it. PCO then hit a flip off the top rope onto Ray through a table, but the table didn’t break. PCO set it up in the corner instead and sent Ray through it for the win.
–Eric Young and Scott D’Amore were with Gia Miller talking about Impact 1000, saying that they were there for the very first episode of Impact, and they were going to be there, while D’Amore screamed “Yes! Yes! Yes!” at the camera like he used to as the leader of Team Canada.
Impact World Tag Team Champions The Rascalz (Trey Miguel & Zachery Wentz) defeated The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin)
The story of this match is that the Motor City Machine Guns outclassed The Rascalz, who, while talented, were not able to compete without cheating. Unfortunately, they basically got screwed by a dumb referee in the finish, but it does add to the heat for The Rascalz. Sabin and Shelley were honestly unbelievably great in this match, and this was probably the best match on the show thus far, giving Lio Rush and KUSHIDA a run for their money. The Rascalz were good too, but all the little things Sabin and Shelley do really set them apart. Impact is fortunate to have them.
Sabin started the match with Miguel, and the announcers noted that the last time they were one-on-one on Impact, Zachery Wentz debuted and attacked Sabin. Sabin and Shelley used their great teamwork to counter all the attempts of the Rascalz to get on top of the early portion of the match, but after Sabin and Shelley pulled them to the floor, the Rascalz ducked under them and hit stereo superkicks.
Sabin and Shelley didn’t let that advantage last long though, hitting dragon screws on the legs of Wentz, starting to tear apart his knees. Shelley made sure Wentz’s back was to the referee, and he pulled Wentz by his face to the corner to tag out to Sabin. That was a really well done spot, and Shelley is only repaying them for their cheating, while being better at it than the younger wrestlers ala a babyface Ric Flair. That was great.
Shelley did a spinning toe hold on Wentz, and the announcers got the move right this time, but did not note the Terry Funk reference. Shelley and Sabin then got stereo figure four leglocks on both men to the delight of the fans. The story of the match is that thus far is that Shelley and Sabin are far above both Wentz and Miguel in terms of their technique, including using the rules and referee blindness to their advantage.
Wentz managed to hit a handspring into a knee, and tagged out to Miguel. Miguel posed on the floor, so Shelly brought Miguel onto the apron via face pull, but Miguel gouged the eyes and suddenly Miguel and Wentz had some measure of control for a little bit, sending each other into dropkicks on Sabin and Shelley both, who were in opposite corners.
Sabin was able to hit a dragon screw on Miguel, and hit a second on Wentz, and then one on both of them at the same time, as again, the Motor City Machine Guns had an answer to everything the Rascalz were doing. Sabin then hit a tope suicidia to the floor on both wrestlers. Sabin and Shelley hit a double team dropkick and flatliner for a 2-count. Wentz went to the eyes of Shelley, in a bit of revenge, and superkicked Sabin and hit a double stomp for a 2-count.
Miguel went for the belts to try and hit Sabin, but the referee took his belt away. Unfortunately, he missed Wentz hitting Sabin with the belt for a 2-count. Miguel called for spray paint, and as Wentz went for it, Shelley pulled him to the floor and Sabin and Shelley hit a combo superkick and PK. Miguel hit a handspring kick to knock both men off the apron and then hit a tope con giro to the floor.
Miguel went to hit Sabin with the belt again, but Sabin and ducked and then hit a tornado DDT on Miguel onto the belt. As Sabin was going for the pin, John Skylar pulled the referee from the ring. The referee was a complete idiot here, as he thought Shelley may have pulled him out, costing himself the match, rather than Skylar who was right there, and the referee questioned both men. While this was going on, Wentz sprayed paint into the eyes of Sabin and Miguel rolled him up for the 3.
Impact Knockouts World Champion Trinity defeated Alisha Edwards
This was far better than it had any right to be, and it’s because Trinity is so likable and Alisha Edwards did a wonderful job being a heel. The in ring was rough in a few spots, but they worked very hard and had the audience the whole time. This was great. Not a great match, but great for how hot the crowd was.
Trinity was cheered wildly by the fans as she came out, and they threw glowsticks into the ring as she posed with the Knockouts championship. That was great. Edwards grabbed the mic and said she didn’t understand the New York’s fans booing because of their dumb accents. Again, great.
Trinity hit some kicks in the corner, a PK, and a legdrop while doing the splits as the fans chanted “Ucey” which brought a big smile to Trinity’s face. Edwards managed to hit a neck breaker on Trinity out of the corner for a two count. Edwards hit some weak chops to Trinity before going for a tornado DDT, but Trinity countered and shoved Edwards away.
Trinity charged the corner, but ate a drop toe hold into the bottom turnbuckle. Edwards locked on a body scissors and hit forearms to the back of Trinity. The crowd booed her loudly. Trinity hit some short arm clotheslines and a back suplex into a back breaker across both of knees for a 2-count. Edwards countered a full nelson bomb and Trinity went for a kick well above her head and took the head off the referee by accident.
Trinity locked on starstruck and even locked hands together to crank it in even more, but Eddie Edwards broke it up and then setup a table on the floor to put Trinity through. Frankie Kazarian and Traci Brooks ran out and made the save, putting Eddie Edwards on the table and then telling Trinity to hit a dive off the top rope, hitting Edwards with a splash that only broke the table legs. Poor Trinity screamed “Ow!” after that.
Alisha Edwards, meanwhile grabbed a kendo stick and hit Trinity with it. Trinity kicked out to a huge reaction from the crowd. Trinity then hit a full nelson bomb, and I think they were supposed to roll over into starstruck, but something went wrong, so Trinity smartly adjusted and pinned her, and only people watching closely would see it.
–A video played announcing the new inductees to the Impact Wrestling Hall of Fame, announcing Mike Tenay and Don West. This was so perfect. The video then faded out to Tom Hannifan and Matt Rehwoldt, with Hannifan clearly emotional, saying that there was no Impact Wrestling without the voices of Tenay and West, and they were walking the roads that they paved. This was really nice, and I found myself tearing up too because we lost Don West far too soon.
Josh Alexander defeated Steve Maclin
This match ruled. Oh my goodness, I missed Alexander in the main event having these kind of matches. Steve Maclin looked incredible too, as Impact really does have two main eventers who can deliver every time they are out there. This main event was absolutely fantastic and my favourite match of the show, as they wrestled a G1 level main event. Watch this match and enjoy great pro wrestling.
It only seems right for Josh Alexander to be in the main event of an Impact show, and here he was starting where he left off – in a match with Steve Maclin. Both men wasted no time going for hard chops and strikes, with Alexander hitting several hard ones on Maclin on the floor before Maclin drove him into the apron.
Alexander hit a brainbuster on the apron and threw Maclin into the ring. As Alexander got back on the apron and looked back to the audience for a split second, Maclin jumped up and yanked the left arm of Alexander across the ropes and then drove him into the ring post. Excellent spot. Maclin hit a knee drop on the arm of Alexander, and Alexander immediately slapped Maclin in response, so Maclin returned the strike and hit a uranage into a backbreaker on Alexander.
Alexander, however, had a series of German suplexes ready to unleash, hitting ten rolling suplexes with a bridge for a 2-count, and Maclin in kicking out immediately went to an arm lock on Alexander who had to make the ropes. Fantastic spot that highlights Alexander’s ability while showing Maclin’s clear headed thinking.
Maclin hit a lowpe on Alexander and then wrapped Alexander’s arm up in the ring steps before kicking them. Alexander blocked an arm lock with some chops, but fell to the mat when going for a float over at the turnbuckle, and Maclin ran in and locked on the London Dungeon. Alexander was able to dodge a kick and hit a back suplex with his right arm.
Maclin went for an armbar, but Alexander scrambled and hit some palm strikes to the face of Maclin. Maclin went for a busaiku knee on Alexander, but he caught him and went for the ankle lock. Maclin rolled forward, sending Alexander crashing into the middle turnbuckle. Alexande dodged a charge, hit a hard forearm to the back of Maclin’s head, and then hit a torture rack bomb for a 2-count.
Alexander went for a moonsault, but Maclin put Alexander in the tree of woe. Alexander hit a spear in the corner and then hit a KIA on Alexander, but Alexander fell to the outside. As Maclin went for a lowpe in response, Alexander caught him and swiped him aside, forcing Maclin to crash to the floor in brutal fashion. As Alexander tried to drag himself into the ring, Maclin hit a chop block, and Alexander barely made it back in. Both men exchanged forearms in the middle or the ring before trading hard strikes and chops.
Maclin went for a hard haymaker, but Alexander instinctively blocked it with his left arm, letting Maclin hit a brainbuster before going for a diving headbutt. Alexander got his feet up, and rolled him up. Alexander then kicked the inner thigh of Maclin, forcing him to drop to his knees, targeting the formerly injured groin of Maclin, and then hit the C4 Spike for the pinfall.
Final Thoughts
Impact is really on a roll with their specials and PPVs right now, as was another great one. Between their shows and the big AEW shows the last few weeks, I have seen so much good wrestling that it’s almost overwhelming. I’m not complaining though, as this was a delight to watch and I highly recommend checking this show out if you get the chance, especially the main event.
Nearly the full card for next Friday’s Victory Road streaming special was announced during Thursday’s Impact on AXS TV.
After a spirited promo exchange Thursday, former ECW icon Tommy Dreamer will put his career on the line against Digital Media Champion Kenny King’s title. Dreamer said this has been the hardest year of his life and maybe he could do something great for this business and for King’s future by putting his career on the line.
The streaming special from White Plains, New York, will also feature several other key title matches in addition to a high-profile match months in the making.
After winning a battle royal on Thursday’s show, Alisha Edwards will challenge Knockouts Champion Trinity. Trinity successfully defended her title for the first time when she defeated Deonna Purrazzo at last Sunday’s Emergence. Edwards has never held Impact gold.
Purrazzo faces rival Jordynne Grace who will be making her return to Impact for the first time since late-May when she lost to then-champion Purrazzo.
In a match that was planned for April but had to be pushed back due to injury, Josh Alexander vs. Steve Maclin will clash in a meeting of former Impact World Champions.
X-Division Champion Lio Rush will finally defend his title against no. 1 contender KUSHIDA who earned his opportunity by winning an Ultimate X match at July’s Slammiversary.
New Tag Team Champions The Rascalz will put their titles on the line for the first time as they defend against former champions Motor City Machine Guns (Impact World Champion Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin).
PCO will finally get his opportunity to gain revenge on Bully Ray as they go one-on-one after PCO has stalked Ray for weeks.
Here’s the current card:
Digital Media Champion Kenny King defends against Tommy Dreamer in a title vs. career match
Knockouts Champion Trinity defends against Alisha Edwards
Deonna Purrazzo vs. Jordynne Grace
X-Division Champion Lio Rush defends against KUSHIDA
Impact Tag Team Champions The Rascalz (Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz) defend against Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley)
The following are spoilers from Monday’s Impact Wrestling TV taping in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, which acted as both the follow-up to Sunday’s Emergence and the run-up to September’s Victory Road.
These come courtesy of Fightful:
For Thursday, August 31:
Alisha Edwards won a 10-woman battle royal to earn a Knockouts title match against Trinity at Victory Road. Participants included Edwards, Masha Slamovich, Killer Kelly, Gisele Shaw, Jessicka, KiLynn King, Jody Threat, Savannah Evans, Vanna Black and Courtney Rush.
Crazzy Steve vs. “Speedball” Mike Bailey went to a no contest due to Steve attempting to stab Bailey with a fork. Black Taurus attempted to stop Steve and was turned on instead.
Eric Young defeated Kon
Chris Sabin defeated Zachary Wentz
Impact Digital Media Champion Kenny King vs. Tommy Dreamer in a title vs. Dreamer’s career match was made for Impact 1000.
Frankie Kazarian, Jake Something & SANADA defeated Eddie Edwards, Moose & Brian Myers
Rich Swann & Sami Callihan defeated Subculture (Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster)
X-Division Champion Lio Rush defeated Kevin Knight. Rush attacked Knight until KUSHIDA made the save.
Trinity and Alisha Edwards signed their contracts for the Victory Road match which led to Alisha & Eddie Edwards putting Trinity through a table. Kazarian came out to run them off.
Steve Maclin & Bully Ray defeated PCO & Josh Alexander
In a dark match, Channing Decker & Tommy Dreamer defeated Dirty Dango & Alpha Bravo
The road to Victory Road begins for those in attendance at Monday’s post-Emergence Impact Wrestling TV taping in Toronto, Canada.
The company will tape content for the next two weeks of their AXS TV show leading into the September 8th streaming special from White Plains, New York.
Here’s everything that has been announced with more matches & segments to take place that are traditionally not revealed beforehand:
After Trinity successfully defended her Knockouts title against Deonna Purrazzo on Sunday’s streaming special, her next challenger will be determined via a 10-woman battle royal. She will then defend the title against the winner at Victory Road.
Purrazzo will look to regain momentum as she faces Subculture’s Dani Luna.
Zachary Wentz, one half of the new Impact Tag Team Champions The Rascalz, will face Chris Sabin who is no stranger to Impact gold himself.
Subculture, the now former champions, will take on Rich Swann & Sami Callihan who were finalists in the recent Tag Team title eliminator tournament.
X-Division Champion Lio Rush will face Kevin Knight, but it was not announced as a title defense.
After defeating Deaner in a no DQ match, Eric Young will team with Laredo Kid against Deaner & Kon of The Design.
Tommy Dreamer & Channing Decker will team up against Dirty Dango & Alpha Bravo (the former John E. Bravo).
Here’s the current lineup:
Deonna Purrazzo vs. Dani Luna
X-Division Champion Lio Rush vs. Kevin Knight
10-woman battle royal for Knockouts title opportunity at Victory Road
Tommy Dreamer & Channing Decker vs. Dirty Dango & Alpha Bravo
Eric Young & Laredo Kid vs. Deaner & Kon
Subculture (Flash Morgan Webster & Mark Andrews) vs. Rich Swann & Sami Callihan
The Knockouts title will be on the line in the headliner for Sunday’s Emergence streaming special from Impact Wrestling.
After defeating Deonna Purrazzo for the gold at July’s Slammiversary, Trinity will defend for the first time and against the former champion in a rematch.
Impact World Champion Alex Shelley will be in eight-man tag team action as he teams with former champion Josh Alexander, KUSHIDA & Chris Sabin against Bully Ray, Moose, Brian Myers & Lio Rush.
Impact Tag Team Champions Subculture (Flash Morgan Webster & Mark Andrews) will defend against The Rascalz (Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz) while the Knockouts Tag Team Champions MK Ultra (Masha Slamovich & Killer Kelly) will defend in a four-way.
IWGP World Champion and former X-Division Champion SANADA will make his return to Impact as he faces Jake Something in a non-title match.
The rest of the card from Toronto features a Kenny King Digital Media title defense, a no DQ battle between Eric Young and Deaner and more.
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Mike Bailey defeated Alan Angels
This match was awesome, and they will be hard pressed to have a better one on the main card.
Mike Bailey was very over with this Canadian audience for Impact Emergence. Bailey took most of the early portions of the match, hitting kicks, a triangle moonsault to the floor, and many other fast paced moves. Angels managed to trap Bailey’s head in the top turnbuckle, but instead of the superkick to the face, Angels hit a dropkick. Angels and Bailey then exchanged a series of strikes, which included an awesome spinning kick from Bailey, before Angels hit a lariat and both men were down.
Angels went to the top rope, but Bailey cut him off. Angels trapped the head in the turnbuckle again, but Bailey fought out. Angels pulled Bailey from the top rope, sending him crashing back first onto the turnbuckles. Angels then hit a frog splash and a twisting butterfly suplex for a 2-count. Angels went for a it a second time, but Bailey back body dropped Angels and hit a moonsault into double knees on Angels.
Bailey missed a tornado kick but managed to hit a standing Spanish fly on Angels for a 2-count. Angels went behind Bailey and snapped his neck like a movie neck break. This did not break Bailey’s neck and kill him, thankfully. Bailey hit a tornado kick in the corner before hitting Ultima weapon for the win.
while Canada was not. This got heat in Canada, as America is the foreign heel outside of the US.
This led to Joe Hendry and Yuya Uemura making their entrance to a brand new theme played by and produced by Joe Hendry. Hendry and Uemura came out with matching gear and danced like a boy band down to the ring, and it was incredible.
JoYa (Joe Hendry & Yuya Uemura) defeated The Good Hands (Jason Hotch & John Skylar)
This was a ton of fun, and there is absolutely a tag team title run in waiting for Hendry and Uemura eventually. It must happen.
Hendry and Uemura were very over with the audience, easily getting the crowd behind them no matter what they did in this one. It was not long before Hotch and Skylar were getting the heat on Uemura. Hendry kept getting fired up and trying to save his partner, but the official kept cutting him off. However, this referee was a smart one, and she noticed that Hotch and Skylar changed places without tagging, and demanded they switch, which allowed Uemura to recover enough to escape their grasp and tag out to Hendry.
Hendry sent Hotch into a front facelock by his own partner, and then hit a neckbreaker on Skylar to drive Hotch down with a DDT. Hendry then picked up Skylar in a running powerslam position and launched him into a cutter from Uemura for the 3-count.
Impact Emergence 2023 Main Card
–The show opened with a very nice tribute picture to Terry Funk and Windham Rotunda before having a 10-bell salute.
Eric Young defeated Deaner (w/ Kon) in a No DQ match
Young hit the ropes as the match started and hit a tope suicida to the floor on Kon. Young pulled a ladder out from under the ring and hit Kon with it before coming back in the ring. Young dumped Deaner onto the ladder, but as Young hit the ropes, Deaner responded with a drop toe hold that sent Young face first onto the ladder. Kon pulled the ladder through the ropes while Young was on it, sending him crashing to the floor.
Deaner hit Young with some cookie sheets in the ring. Deaner grabbed a staple gun and tried to use it on Young. Young tried to fight out of it, so Deaner raked his eyes and stapled the hand of Young. Deaner sent Young into a chair in the corner. On the outside, Kon got involved again, but Young managed to handcuff him to the corner. Young stapled the hand of Deaner, and was about to piledrive him on a pair of chairs, but Kon ripped and broke the handcuffs, came into the ring, and chokeslammed Young through the chairs for a 2-count.
Deaner tried to get Kon to help him with a spike piledriver, but Young fought out and hit a Death Valley Driver on both men onto a barbed wire board before hitting a piledriver on Deaner on the board for the win.
–Gia Miller was backstage interviewing Joe Hendry & Yuya Uemura and Uemura asked if Gia could give him a JoYa, and Gia proceeded to sing it with gusto. This was great.
–We got a video of Taylor Wilde sitting on the floor as doctors checked on her, and KiLynn King blamed Jody Threat for it. Threat denied it. Santino showed up and made them a team to replace Wilde, while calling Threat “Jody Treats.”
Impact Knockouts World Tag Team Champions MK Ultra (Masha Slamovich & Killer Kelly) defeated Death Dollz (Jessicka & Courtney Rush), Jody Threat & KiLynn King, & Gisele Shaw & Savannah Evans
This wasn’t too bad, and was given enough time for the fans to get into it, especially with getting the heat on Kelly. MK Ultra is a great team, and Impact is doing a great job establishing them.
Shaw and Slamovich started the match, but the action got particularly violent once Slamovich and King were in the ring beating on each other. King and Kelley ended up in the ring, but the Death Dollz baited King in and tagged in on King, letting Jessicka hit a running crossbody on Kelly, but she missed the Evans blind tagged in. Shawn and Evans then targeted Kelly, getting the heat.
King managed to tag back in and resume beating on Kelly. Threat asked for the tag, but King kept refusing. Threat protested again, and King tagged her hard, so Threat continued working over Kelly. Threat hit a German suplex on Kelly before tagging out to Rush, and cheering before realizing that King was her partner, and not Death Dollz.
The announcers noted this was the second time Death Dollz lured an opponent in for a tag. Kelly managed to hit a double DDT on Death Dollz and the tag was made to Masha Slamovich, who started murdering everyone. As Slamovich was taking everyone out, Rush rolled her up for a 2-count. Everyone started hitting big moves after this, ending with Kelly dumping Threat to the floor with a lariat. After clearing the ring MK Ultra hit what looked like a double team Ganso bomb/Kawada driver for the win.
–Johnny Swinger was with Gia Miller, and he called her Vanna, before saying that he told Greg Gagne to take a year off and come back as a tag rope, and asked Miller to smarten him up to “this internet gimmick”. Miller then asked if Swinger had what it took to win, and Swinger suddenly got serious, saying he has wondered that since he was 12 and his uncle was wrestling in Maple Leaf Gardens. He said that he used to sleep in ring trucks and setup the ring before he broke in, and that he was going to win tonight because it all came to this for him. This was actually awesome.
Impact Digital Media Champion Kenny King (w/ Sheldon Jean) defeated Johnny Swinger
I wanted Swinger to win this match so badly, and it made me sad that he lost here.
King was surprisingly aggressive in this match, but soon paid for it, as Swinger kicked the middle rope into King’s lower regions. Swinger then said he was going to use his head and fell over hitting a headbutt to the breadbasket. King didn’t go down for a shoulder tackle, and Swinger protested. King told him to stay there, and they hit the ropes and did a crisscross until Swinger jumped over a drop down and hit an elbow.
King distracted the referee, allowing Sheldon Jean to choke Swinger on the ropes. Swinger ended up hitting a slingshot into a flipping leg drop on King, which was entirely unexpected. Swinger said he was going to go for a dive, and King was pulled out of the way by Jean. Swinger went to the top rope, and Jean got on the apron to try and get involved, and as he jumped off he shoved the ropes and Swinger crashed on the ropes. The referee ejected Jean, and as she was doing that, Heath ran in and hit a Wake Up Call on King. Swinger then went to the top rope to try a moonsault, but King cut him off and hit the Royal Flush for the win.
–King and Jean continued beating down Swinger after the match. Tommy Dreamer and security came out to defend Swinger, and King laid out Dreamer. I am not a fan of this transition unless Swinger and Dreamer become a team and Dreamer helps him win this Digital Media title.
–Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Josh Alexander, and KUSHIDA were backstage talking about how Bully Ray, Moose, Lio Rush, and Brian Myers were facing them tonight. KUSHIDA promised that they would not escape.
The Rascalz (Trey Miguel & Zachery Wentz) defeated Subculture (Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster) (w/ Dani Luna) to become the Impact World Tag Team Champions
This match was awesome. A little overbooked with false finishes, but it was excellent. I expected the Rascalz to win here, and it was the right call for now. Subculture are definitely an act that Impact should keep using though, as they are consistently great.
Miguel and Andrews started the match, with Miguel surprisingly engaging in the ground game with Andrews. Andrews can high fly well, but the ground game usually goes far for those trained in the British style, and Andrews did not disappoint, hitting a dead arm drag on Miguel. Wentz pulled Miguel from the ring to help them reset. The reset worked and the Rascalz were able to isolate Flash Morgan Webster and get the heat on him for several minutes.
Wentz almost got a kimura on Webster, but Webster made it to the ropes to escape, Miguel hit a back suplex onto the apron on Webster before hitting a slingshot senton from the apron to the inside. Wentz hit a double stomp to the arm of Webster, continuing where he left off with the submission.
Webster managed to kick away from Wentz and tag out to Andrews, who ran wild taking both men out, and then Subculture hit stereo tope con giros to the floor on both men. Webster missed a 450 splash, but rolled through and tagged out to Andrews, who hit a double team blue thunder bomb on Miguel for a 2-count.
Both teams exchanged strikes in the middle of the ring until Subculture hit stereo headbutts, but then all 4 kicked up, and The Rascalz hit a spectacular series of kicks. Miguel and Wentz went for a double team move where Miguel did a moonsault and Wentz shoved him in midair into landing on Webster. However, he got the knees up and a Canadian destroyer was hit. Subculture missed a tope, letting the Rascalz hit hot fire & flame from the ramp to the floor onto both men.
Miguel hit a Cross Rhodes on Andrews but it was broken up. While Miguel sprayed Andrews with paint, ABC came down to keep The Rascalz from cheating to win. The Good Hands came down and everyone brawled around until Dani Luna hit a crossbody off the top rope onto the Good Hands. Andrews hit Miguel with the Stundog Millionaire and Webster hit a senton for a 2-count. Wentz ran in and they isolated Webster again and hit a double stomp into burning hammer on Webster for the win.
Bully Ray, Brian Myers, Moose, and Lio Rush were backstage and Ray was thrilled about Rush being there, saying that he was smiling because he was glad to finally be on their side. Ray said he was now included in the group text, and Rush said that he had always been ready, but he wondered if Bully Ray was because of PCO. Moose said not to worry about that, and that they were all scumbags while Rush was a scumbag in training.
–We saw Deonna Purrazzo & Trinity preparing for their match.
Eddie Edwards defeated Frankie Kazarianin a Back to School match
This would have been much better as a live match, but honestly, it wasn’t bad. I hope their next match is live and given time, as they’re both great workers.
When the announcers pitched to the match, they had tech trouble and couldn’t get the video to play right away. We saw Kazarian entering the school with a voice over from an old Killer Kowalski promo before entering the school. It fade to Eddie Edwards pulling up to the school with a Jeep the same colour as he green gear. Colour coordination in the heel here, while the same nostalgic music played.
Edwards paused at the same places Kazarian did, noting the photographs of their trainer, and the one signed to Kazarian. The music then got serious as they both entered the gym. Kazarian tried to explain what happened with him accidentally hitting Alisha Edwards. Edwards asked if it hurt Kazarian when he beat Bobby Lashley for the Impact title, or when he became the first foreigner to win the GHC championship in NOAH, rather than him. Edwards than sat in Kowalski’s chair, essentially saying that he was the true successor to their trainer.
Kazarian hit a cheap shot and they got into the ring and started fighting. Kazarian dumped Edwards to the floor but ate a drop toe hold into Kowalski’s chair from Edwards. Kazarian used the gym equipment to hit a hurricanrana on Edwards before throwing him into a pillar. Kazarian hit a springboard leg drop before going for the chicken wing. Edwards fought out and hit a backpack stunner for a 2-count. Edwards went for a Tiger driver, but Kazarian hit an inverted piledriver. Alisha Edwards came in and distracted Kazarian at this point, letting Edwards hit the Boston Knee Party for the win. He then kissed his wife over Kowalski’s chair and left.
Kazarian sadly went back to the photo table, and Alisha Edwards hit Kazarian with a kendo stick while Edwards taunted him, calling him a failure. Eddie Edwards then broke the photo Kazarian brought to the gym over Kazarian’s head, leaving him laying.
SANADA (Just 5 Guys) defeated Jake Something
This was a very good match, with SANADA being treated as a star by the Impact audience and Something looking like he could keep up with the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. Something didn’t win, but he definitely walked out of this with higher stock. SANADA also got a bit of a nice homecoming with Impact, since he spent his excursion there.
SANADA entered wearing his Great Muta tribute gear. It wasn’t long into the match before SANADA tied Something up in the ropes with the paradise lock. SANADA hit a dropkick to release him and then a few elbows. Something flipped backwards out of a back suplex and then hit a Vader body press and a clothesline for a 2-count.
Matt Rehwoldt noted that Something would get a championship opportunity at the IWGP World Heavyweight Champinship if he beat SANADA. You can take the man out of WWE, but it’s harder to take the WWE speak out of the man. To his credit, Hannifan called the title a belt after this though, so take that Vince McMahon!
SANADA hit a plancha to the floor on Something, which got the crowd on their feet. SANADA hit a forearm from the apron but missed a dive off the top ropes, causing him to roll through and end up in the opposite corner, with no time before Something hit a huge spear in the corner on SANADA. SANADA managed to hit the ropes and float over from a Destino into a skull end on Something. Something managed to power out, but SANADA hit a magic whip on Something.
SANADA hit a TKO on Something, but Something kicked out at 2. SANADA then followed up with a big moonsault, but Something kicked out again to the surprise of the fans. SANADA almost hit deadfall, but Something countered out and then caught a moonsault attempt with a Greetings from Asbury Park for a 2-count.
SANADA hit a dropkick, and tried to hit a hurricanrana, but Something rolled through it, hanging onto SANADA’s leg, and hitting a powerbomb for 2. The crowd started to get into Something more here, beyond just cheering SANADA, which I think is the point of this match. Something went for into the void, but SANADA hit an enziguri and a shining wizard before going for deadfall again, but Something powered out yet again and hit a big right hand on SANADA. Something went for into the void again, but SANADA quickly countered into deadfall for the win.
Josh Alexander & Time Machine (Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, & KUSHIDA) defeated Bully Ray, Lio Rush, Moose, & Myers
I’m really not sure about pinning Alexander right now when you’re probably warming him up to face Shelley, but they got time to warm him up again before Bound for Glory in October. This was a fun, but definitely overbooked, tag match. That said, it was still quite good.
Ray, rather nicely, said into the camera during his entrance, “God bless the Funker, and God bless the Fiend” before going right back into character and hugging Lio Rush, which Rush did not look thrilled about.
Myers spent the early parts of the match getting beaten up by the entire babyface turn, which is his role, and Shelley continued working over the arm like he did on Impact on Thursday. Myers protested this attack, as one does, and tagged out to Moose. Moose then pointed at Alexander. Alexander put Moose in the tree of woe and then did the “O Canada” that Petey Williams used to do.
Sabin tagged in and went to the top rope, but Bully Ray cut him off and tagged in. The announcers noted how Ray hated Sabin since Sabin beat him for the Impact World Championship years ago. The announcers speculated that this was only a team for Ray until something more valuable was presented to him, which is actually a great point about his character. It’s a little thing, but a way for new viewers to become acquainted with characters. Really good job by Rehwoldt here.
Ray decided to pull a table out despite this being a normal tag match. Josh Alexander responded to Ray by pulling out a table of his own. Sabin went for a sunset flip on Myers, but Myers tagged out to Moose before the move was hit and was able to resume beating on Sabin. Nice little spot to keep the heat. Sabin managed to hit an enziguri on Myers, which finally let him tag out to Alexander who suplexed everyone all over the ring, including catching Rush as he went for Rush Hour.
Moose tried to powerbomb Alexander, but Alexander countered and tried for a C4 Spike. Moose countered out and ran up the ropes to try and hit his crossbody, but Alexander dodged and locked on an ankle lock. Myers ran all the way around the ring, climbed the ropes, and hit a flying elbow on the referee to save Moose.
Time Machine took out Myers with a triple kick in the corner. Sabin tried to hit a suicide dive on Moose, but Moose caught him and hit a uranage through the table that Ray setup earlier. That looked brutal, as the table broke in several places and Sabin went through it like butter. Moose fought off the hoverboard lock from KUSHIDA and walked him around the ring to place him on the other table allowing Rush to hit the Final Hour off the top rope to the floor through the table.
Ray then went directly after Shelley, and asked for another table from Moose. Ray went to powerbomb Sabin off the ramp and through the table, but Shelley tried to fight back, hitting a superkick on Moose. Right as Ray cut him off and went for the powerbomb though, the lights went out and came back up with PCO fighting with Ray on the ramp.
PCO then tried to chokeslam Ray off the ramp and through the table, but Myers made another save, low blowing PCO. Ray, Moose, and Myers then powerbombed PCO off the stage through the table, but PCO immediately sat up and no sold it and the crowd roared. That was awesome. As PCO chased after Bully Ray, Steve Maclin ran in and took out PCO from behind before brawling with Alexander. Unfortunately, as this happened, the camera caught PCO just standing up and walking off stage casually.
Security ran out to break them up, as they continued to try and brawl. Everyone seemed to forget there was a match going on, and again, to the credit of the announcers, they pointed this out. Alexander walked back to the ring and got hit with a uranage from Moose. Moose missed a spear, but got his feet on the ropes for a pinfall attempt. Alexander kicked out. Shelley and Alexander crashed into each other when Myers shoved Alexander, leading to Shelley and Alexander arguing. Alexander turned around and got hit with a spear from Moose, and managed to get the pin.
–Impact aired a video, showing that Jordynne Grace was returning to Impact at Victory Road. It seems she has signed with Impact again.
Impact Knockouts World Champion Trinity defeated Deonna Purrazzo to retain
This was a decent match. Trinity’s in ring still isn’t quite there, but that doesn’t really matter if you are over, and she absolutely is. She comes across as a star, and she is so easy to root for, so all of that overcomes a lot. This was still a perfectly fine match, and both women worked very hard, and I’m happy to see them both be highlighted as a main event act. You have to think Trinity vs. Jordynne Grace will happen down the line with Grace coming back to Impact as well.
Gail Kim joined the commentary team for the match, talking about her own history with both Trinity and Purrazzo, back to the start of their careers. Purrazzo took down Trinity, but Trinity managed to hit an axe kick, and also two kicks from the ropes on Purrazzo. Purrazzo slowed it down after this for the next few minutes, taking it to the mat. Both went down with a double clothesline, and I think one fan screamed “Double clothesline!” ala MJF/Cole, which made me chuckle.
Trinity was able to get back on top with a Samoan drop and then a crossbody off the top rope for a 2-count. Purrazzo went right to the arm of Trinity, hitting a Pentagon Jr. style arm breaker on Trinity before hitting a Russian legsweep and floating over into a Fujiwara armbar. Trinity managed to make it to the ropes to break the submission.
Trinity drove Purrazzo face first into the mat and then hit a split legged moonsault for a 2-count. Purrazzo hit a superplex on Trinity, who went back to the top rope. Trinity blocked a strike after an exchange and went for a full nelson bomb, but Purrazzo blocked it. I’m not sure what the next move was, but it got a two count. A sort of flipping STO?
Purrazzo and Trinity ended up back-to-back and stood up leaning on each other. Purrazzo went for the Fujiwara armbar again, but Trinity countered in into starstruck. They were close to the ropes, and the damage done to the arm of Trinity earlier all played into why Purrazzo was able to escape. Trinity blocked Queen’s Gambit and then hit the full nelson bomb for a 2-count. Trinity tried to hit a full nelson bomb off the ropes, but Purrazzo managed to puller her down back into an armbar, but Trinity countered again, hit a Code Red, and locked on Starstruck right out of it, forcing the tap out for the win. The show faded away as Trinity celebrated.
–The show then closed with Impact announced that Will Ospreay was returning to Impact Wrestling on October 21 for Bound for Glory!
Final Thoughts
This was a fun show, overall. It will be greatly overshadowed by the phenomenal AEW All In earlier today, but Impact still delivered a quality outing here. They are definitely starting to setup the card for Bound for Glory, and starting to put all the pieces together. Where they struggled in the early part of the year with some of what they are doing, they seem to be in a much better place now, selling out shows, and generating some buzz online. This was another easy thumbs up show.