Luchasaurus returned from injury tonight at AEW Dynamite, helping his friends ward off The Dark Order.
The Dark Order had defeated the team of Jungle Boy & Marko Stunt on tonight’s episode of Dynamite. After the match, Evil Uno asked Marko Stunt to join them. Stunt didn’t seem interested. The Dark Order, along with their minions, attacked Stunt and Jungle Boy and was about to put their mask on Jungle Boy when Luchasaurus arrived and laid everyone out. The trio then hugged afterwards.
Luchasaurus had been out for several weeks following a hamstring injury that he suffered just hours before the October 16 edition of AEW Dynamite. He was originally set to team with Jungle Boy to take on The Lucha Bros. in a AEW Tag Team tournament match. Marko Stunt ended up teaming with Jungle Boy instead in a losing effort.
Luchasaurus noted his return in a short and simple tweet on Twitter: “I’m back”.
Shawn Spears picked up his first singles win and started a feud with Joey Janela.
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The show started with Tony Schiavone introducing Spanish announcer Dasha Gonzales (the former Dasha Fuentes) as his newest co-host. Speaking of changes, this week Excalibur was joined at the booth by Maxwell Jacob Friedman.
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Shawn Spears (w/ Tully Blanchard) defeated Michael Nakazawa
I know they were on Dynamite last week, but it’s weird to not have The Librarians on the show. This was Nakazawa’s first match for AEW since facing Alex Jebailey back at Fyter Fest. MJF asked the Facebook meme question about if olive oil is made out of olives and coconut oil is made out of coconuts, what is baby oil, which Nakazawa slathers himself in, made of?
Spears had the early advantage until Nakazawa pulled out the baby oil. Spears was not happy with getting it on him and tried to wipe it off onto referee Aubrey Edwards. Both Spears and Tully Blanchard slipped and bumped due to the baby oil.
Spears used the chop to much success. For the finish, Spears blocked Nakazawa’s attempts at using his thong for an offensive maneuver and got the pin with a slingshot brainbuster.
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Allie & Sadie Gibbs defeated Mercedes Martinez & Big Swole
Gibbs and Swole started the match doing the running shoulder blocks at each other, which Gibbs won by finally taking Swole down.
They began running the ropes and we never found out what happened, as the director felt it was more important to show a fan sitting at ringside. This happened a second time later on when Allie was going for a sliding elbow to Martinez, but instead we saw the fans.
Gibbs picked Allie up and dropped her on Martinez, but did it in the “wrong” direction, as she dropped Allie vertically, across the face and chest. Martinez and Swole hit the H Bomb on Gibbs.
Gibbs ignored the beating she got, shoved Swole across the ring, and casually tagged in Allie. After the producer didn’t show Allie’s offense, the heels decided that was enough and cut her off to get the heat. We got the expected four-way, which culminated with a giant dive spot with Gibbs doing a cartwheel into a dive over the top rope.
Everyone hit a big move on everyone, including the Allie Valley Driver, and Gibbs pinned Swole with a moonsault. This was rough in spots, but it accomplished its goals at the end of the day.
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They formally announced Dr. Britt Baker vs. Bea Priestley for the Full Gear Buy-In show, which included a video package building it up. Baker called Priestley a piece of sh*t.
After that we got a recap of the Chris Jericho-Cody angle from last Wednesday.
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Up next was our weekly From Undesirable To Undeniable segment where Cody interviewed Jimmy Havoc. Havoc said he feels undesirable a lot of the time now and all you have to do was look on his Twitter feed.
Havoc did look back to a moment when he was three years old which started him down the road he’s on. He started feeling undeniable by wrestling the way he wants to now and said getting signed shows that he is good enough.
Honestly, this was the weakest of the four segments, but that’s mostly because the three before this were really good.
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Joey Janela & Jimmy Havoc defeated Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy & Marko Stunt)
Stunt put on a Luchasaurus mask, but he took it off as the match began. The announcers said he was 5’3″, which I am calling shenanigans on.
A couple people tried to start either an ECW or a CZW chant, but it didn’t pick up steam. Havoc and Jungle Boy were displaying fine technical wrestling until Havoc decided to gnaw on Jungle Boy’s wrist. Jungle Boy hit a beautiful high dropkick. Stunt did a suicide dive — diving between Jungle Boy’s legs to Havoc — and Jungle Boy hit a beautiful Asai moonsault on Janela.
There were a lot of people shown not paying attention, which is weird since this was the last match of the night, so if you’re not gonna watch or care, why not leave early? Havoc bit the neck of Stunt, which led to an announcer discussion about vampires.
Stunt made the hot tag to Jungle Boy, which the fans did pop for. Jungle Boy got tired of his team being bit, so he bit Havoc, which made the crowd happy. Jungle Boy gave Janela an atomic drop and an inverted atomic drop, both of which Janela sold like sure death.
A series of big moves saw Janela hit Jungle Boy with a big lariat as the last move. Jungle Boy ducked the Acid Rainmaker, but it led to Stunt nearly being pinned with a Michinoku driver.
Havoc pulled out a staple gun, but Janela blind tagged himself in and took the staple gun. Janela turned on his partner by stapling him in the head. Despite that, Havoc still helped his partner win, as Janela pinned Stunt with a top rope package piledriver.
After the match, Havoc took his staple gun, glared at Janela, and walked away.
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We were whisked away backstage, where Janela was smoking a cigarette after the match. Tully Blanchard approached him and said he wasn’t happy with how Janela treated him the last time they saw each other. Spears attacked Janela and appeared to force cigarettes down Janela’s throat, but the camera was turned away and the show came to its conclusion.
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Final Thoughts —
This was the first time the show really felt like Velocity. Unlike prior episodes that had some degree of stardom, this was the midcard and under showcase.
AEW has added a six-man tag match to the card for All Out.
Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy & Marko Stunt vs. SoCal Uncensored (Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian & Scorpio Sky) is set for the pay-per-view. The match announcement was made on today’s episode of Being the Elite.
Stunt accompanied Luchasaurus & Jungle Boy for their three-way tag match against The Dark Order (Evil Uno & Stu Grayson) and Angelico & Jack Evans at Fight for the Fallen last month. It was later announced that Stunt has officially joined the AEW roster.
All Out is taking place at the Sears Centre Arena in Hoffman Estates, Illinois this Saturday (August 31). Here’s the updated card for the PPV:
Chris Jericho vs. Hangman Page for the AEW World Championship
Kenny Omega vs. PAC
AAA Tag Team Champions The Lucha Bros (Pentagon Jr. & Fenix) defending against The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) in a ladder match
Cody Rhodes vs. Shawn Spears
Hikaru Shida vs. Riho
Darby Allin vs. Joey Janela vs. Jimmy Havoc
Best Friends (Trent Barreta & Chuck Taylor) vs. The Dark Order (Evil Uno & Stu Grayson) (winning team gets a first-round bye in AEW’s Tag Team title tournament)
Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy & Marko Stunt vs. SoCal Uncensored (Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian & Scorpio Sky)
Women’s Casino Battle Royale (pre-show)
Private Party (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen) vs. Angelico & Jack Evans (pre-show)
This week’s Being the Elite is available to watch below:
Marko Stunt is the latest addition to the AEW roster.
Stunt announced today that he’s officially signed with AEW: “It’s my 23rd birthday, and I can’t think of another way to celebrate, than by announcing something huge! I would like to announce that I have OFFICIALLY signed with @AEWrestling! Thank you to everyone who has supported me, and everyone at AEW! This is just the beginning”
Stunt, whose nickname is “Mr. Fun Size,” has appeared at two of AEW’s first three shows. He was an entrant in the Casino Battle Royale at Double or Nothing. At Fight for the Fallen, he appeared with Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus and got involved in their triple threat match against The Dark Order and Jack Evans & Angelico.
After gaining attention for his performance at Joey Janela’s Lost in New York event with Game Changer Wrestling last year, Stunt took part in the Over Budget Battle Royale at All In.
David Arquette needed stitches and Marko Stunt needed surgery after last night’s Joey Janela’s LA Confidential event for Game Changer Wrestling.
Arquette, who replaced Joey Ryan on the show and faced Nick Gage in the main event, sent out a tweet after his match thanking the fans and noting that he’s all stitched up. Arquette also wrote: “Turns out Death Matches aren’t my thing.”
Arquette was bloodied and holding his neck near the end of the match. He left the ring before coming back. Gage hit him with another light tube, Arquette threw a chair at Gage, and Gage tossed Arquette down and pinned him in an awkward finish. Arquette stood right up after being pinned and left the ring while holding his neck.
Stunt faced Eli Everfly and was injured when they were wrestling on the outside. He took a Canadian Destroyer through a door that was being elevated, with Stunt banging his leg when taking the move. The match was stopped after he got hurt.
Stunt posted an update on the injury this morning, tweeting that he suffered a bad break in his leg and will need to undergo surgery: “Thank you to everyone who has reached out to check on me, or wished me a speedy recovery! Unfortunately I did suffer a bad break in my leg tonight. I have to have surgery in a few hours, and will keep everyone updated.”
Marko Stunt has been added to this weekend’s PWG Battle of Los Angles tournament.
It was announced today by PWG’s Twitter account that Stunt will replace Chris Brookes, who is out of the tournament due to an undisclosed injury. Stunt will face Trevor Lee in a first round match that will take place during night two.
Stunt gained notoriety last month when he was a part of Joey Janela’s Lost In New York event that took place during SummerSlam weekend. Despite his small size, Stunt managed to impress against the much larger KTB. Following the match, Stunt was added to the All In Over Budget battle royal where he eliminated Moose early in the match. He was later eliminated by Bully Ray.
This weekend’s Battle of Los Angeles tournament will start with first round matches on September 14 and 15, with the finals taking place on the 16th. All three shows will take place at the Globe Theater in Los Angeles, California.
‘Left My Wallet’ is back with the fastest rising star and hottest commodity on the independent wrestling scene at the moment: “Mr. Fun Size” Marko Stunt, fresh off his breakthrough performance last Friday night at Game Changer Wrestling.
A few topics:
– His love for video games, his favorite wrestling game of all time, and playing Fortnight
– Growing up in Mississippi, Arkansas, Indiana, and Central America as the son of a preacher, being on missions and administering shots to patients on Central America relief missions
– Traveling around the country as a member of his high school chorus
– His early training, what got him into wresting, how he got the opportunity to have the breakthrough match he did, making it into the All In Over Budget Battle Royal, getting a text from Cody Rhodes after his GCW match, and much, much more.
It’s a unique, fun, and enjoyable listen and proof how a career can change in just a few hours.
The ninth entrant has been announced for the All In Over Budget Battle Royal set for next month.
Marko Stunt, whose nickname is Mr. Pint Size, was announced tonight via All In’s Twitter account. He has been making a name for himself on the indy scene in the last year, competing for a number of regional promotions including IWA Mid South. One of his more higher profile matches came last night when he accepted a challenge against KTB at Joey Janela’s Lost In New York event. Despite looking extremely impressive, he wasn’t able to get the win.
Marko Stunt joins eight other competitors who have been announced in the last week: Moose, Rocky Romero, Colt Cabana, Jordynne Grace, Ethan Page, Brian Cage, Billy Gunn and Jimmy Jacobs. The winner of the battle royal will earn a shot against ROH champion Jay Lethal later that night. The Over Budget battle royal will be part of the pre-show called Zero Hour which will air an hour before All In. It will air on WGN America at 6 p.m. EDT.
All In will go down September 1 at the Sears Centre in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, near Chicago.