TNA Impact travels to the Wicked Garden tonight.
A Wicked Garden match with Vincent and Dutch (The Righteous) against Matt and Jeff Hardy is scheduled for tonight’s show.
Also scheduled, Stacks and Arianna Grace will wrestle Grace’s father, Santino Marella, and Indi Hartwell in tag team action.
AJ Francis is advertised for the show, though it’s not clear what he will be doing.
Eddie Edwards vs. BDE is set for singles action.
Eric Young is also advertised for the show, though it’s not clear what he will be doing.
In a mixed singles bout, TNA Knockouts World Champion Lei Ying Lee will wrestle Mr. Elegance of The Elegance Brand.
TNA Impact lineup for tonight:
- A Wicked Garden match with Vincent & Dutch vs. Matt & Jeff Hardy
- Stacks & Arianna Grace vs. Santino Marella & Indi Hartwell
- Eddie Edwards vs. BDE
- TNA Knockouts World Champion Lei Ying Lee vs. Mr. Elegance
- AJ Francis advertised
- Eric Young advertised
Our live coverage kicks off at 9 p.m. Eastern.
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“I wanna run through your wicked garden
Heard that’s the place to find you
‘Cause I’m alive, so alive now
I know the darkness blinds you”
Welcome in friends to TNA where they love a good car crash because becuase they’re full of high-impact action! Tonight we hear from AJ Francis (I’m just speculating, but I bet he says ‘money’ a lot) and Eric Young (who’s currently suing RFK for stealing his voice).
We also get a rare Inter-gender match, a mixed tag bout and a Stone Temple Pilots concert with the Hardys and the Righteous! But to kick things off:
Eddie Edwards vs BDE
Edwards its looking to show the world that he’s still got what it takes to be in the TNA Title picture. And if it means going through BDE to do it, well, then that’s probably whats going to happen I guess.
Edwards had a size advantage over BDE, but BDE brought the speed and got the first hit of the match in off of a springboard crossbody. He went up top, but Edwards was ready for it and crotched him on the turnbuckle. Edwards then hit a massive superplex off the top, but BDE kicked out of the cover.
BDE came back swinging, throwing jabs at Edwards’ face. He then hit a modified unprettier, but Edwards kicked out at two. BDE countered Edward’s attempt at a blue thunder bomb and hit him with double knees. Then Alicia Edwards got up on the apron to cause a distraction, but BDE was able to shake it off and hit a springboard cutter on Edwards (Eddie, not Alicia).
BDE went for a frog splash, but Edwards got the knees up and hit him with a Boston Knee Party (I love that name). Edwards made the cover and picked up the win.
Match Result: Eddie Edwards defeated BDE
After the matchj, Fabian Aichner came stomping down to the ring and single-handedly took out the System. Haha, no he didn’t! Aichner fell victim to the damn numbers game, but then Leon Slater showed up to even the odds. Aichner, BDE and Slater took out The System, but it should be noted, they did not beat them.
A cinematic, pre-taped promo for the Wicked Garden match aired next and it was exactly as weird as you think it would be, without telling us anything about the match itself.
Back from a break, AJ Francis made his way to the ring. Last week, Elijah rejected his offer to make music together, so this week, Francis is looking for money, money (sigh) money. Francis made fun of his former friends KC Navarro and Rich Swann, and then debuted his brand new song called “Walk.”
It made R-truth’s “What’s Up” look like Jay-Z’s “Encore.”
Francis’ “rap” was interrupted by Elijah who came out and said that he heard his guitar sampled in the song and walking is his thing, so he came out to see what was going on.
He accused Francis of using ChatGPT to rip him off. Francis then handed him a cease and desist letter. Last week, after Elijah refused to collaborate with him, Francis went and trademarked the look and name of Elias, Elijah and Ezekiel. Somehow, that also gave Francis ownership of all of Elijah’s music.
Elijah said he didn’t care about the legality and wanted to debut is new song “No Skill Uncle Phil.” Francis punched him in the face and that mercifully ended the segment.
-Back from break Elayna Black cut a promo from backstage about how she’s better than everyone. She then took aim at Indi hartwell who she accused of trying to suck up to the boss instead of getting by on talent, like Black does.
Mixed Tag Match: Santino Marella & Indi Hartwell vs Arianna Grace & Stacks
It’s a tale as old as time. Dad is a wrestler, so his daughter becomes a wrestler. Daughter starts dating a guy who’s a bit of a jerk, Dad takes away her Knockouts title. Then Indi Hartwell gets involved somewhere a long the line. Like I said, tale as old as time.
Also, Frankie Kazarian joined commentary under the orders of Daria Rae for some reason.
Also, Also: As someone from Missussauga, Ontario, Canada I love that Santino is billed as from there.
Santino and Stacks started things off, picking up where they left off last week in their singles bout. Immediately, Stacks tagged in Grance who yelled at Santino, eventually shoving her father. That brought Hartwell in to shove Grace, and then Stacks started fighting with Santino.
Somewhere in there, the match started.
Santino fought out of the corner, throwing punches at Stacks. Stacks sent him off the ropes and Santino grabbed a sleeper. Stacks elbowed himself free and then before he could do anything, we went to commercial break.
8 minutes later (seriously) we were back and Stacks went to mock Santino with a saluting headbutt, but Santino moved and sent him out of the ring. Hartwell tagged in, which brought in Grace. Hartwell hit a spinebuster and then got Grace on her shoulders. Grace wiggled out of it and started stomping Hartwell in the corner.
Grace hit a swinging neckbreaker, but Hartwell kicked out at two. Grace hit a suplex and running elbow off the ropes, but still no cover. Grace grabbed a headlock, preventing Hartwell for making a tag. Hartwell got free and the two collided in simultaneous clotheslines.
Santino and Stacks tagged in and Santino dropped him with an armbar. That brought out the Cobra, but Grace snatched it from her father. Stacks held Santino, but when Grace went to strike, Santino ducked and Stacks took the brunt of the Cobra.
Santino brought out a backup cobra and Hartwell put on the other one and they hit stereo cobras on Grace and Stacks. Santino made the pin and they picked up the vctory.
Match Result: Santino Marella & Indi Hartwell defeated Arianna Grace & Stacks
Back from break, the Elegance brand discussed Mr Elegance but then the lights went out and when they came back on, the Goth Girls were there, leading to the Elegance Brand running away.
Then Eric Young was in the ring. He said that TNA was a place of lies and false heroes like Joe Hendry and EC3, who Young chased out of TNA. He claimed that Mike Santana is sick with ego, selfishness and an addiction to crowd applause and approval.
He then said that he is going to beat Santana because he doesn’t need those things. That summoned Santana who Yeeted his way through the crowd to the ring. He grabbed a mic and said that Young was just bitter and irrelevant.
Young said hes been around a long time and has watched TNA rot from the inside due to people like Santana. Santana responded by saying that Young was just an old failure. Young then said that all the crowd cares about is a shiny new toy and once the shine was off of Santana, they will turn on him.
Young then said that he was going to take his power back by piledriving Santana and taking his belt. Santana said that next week he’s going to break his foot off in Young’s posterior. He then said maybe they should do it right here, right now. So, Young kicked him in the crotch and hit him with a piledriver. He then posed with the belt as we went to break.
-Back from said break, TNA International Champion Mustafa Ali called KC Navarro earning a shot at his title a fluke and he will prove it next week.
Intergender Match: TNA Knockouts World Champion Léi Yǐng Lee vs Mr. Elegance
As the doctor said to me at my last colonoscopy, “hang on to something, because this is happening.”
On the way to the ring, the Concierge took an arguably racist swipe at Lei Ying Lee while introducing Mr Elegance. Xia Brookside then joined commentary and her first words were “I don’t know why I’m here.”
Mr Elegance began the match by dancing, shoving Lee to the mat, then dancing some more. Lee then tripped him and mocked him before laying him out with an armdrag. She sent him to the corner for exactly 10 punches and the rest of the Elegance brand hopped up to cause a distraction. So, the ref ejected them from ringside.
Lee tried to pick up Mr in a suplex, but he countered it and danced some more before giving Lee a Devil’s Kiss. He then posed some more until Lee punched him in the gut. Mr dodged a spin kick and dropped Lee with a big left hand punch.
Lee fought back with a flurry of kicks and punches and then got Mr in an ankle lock. He managed to get to the ropes to break the hold, but Lee flapjacked him for a two count. Lee then tried to get him up on her shoulders, but Mr responded with a pop up strike.
He took too much time on the top rope though and Lee crotched him on the turnbuckle. She then went to spin slam him, but Brookside caused a distraction allowing Mr to hit Excuse Moi and pick up the victory.
Match Result: Mr. Elegance defeated Léi Yǐng Lee
After the match, Brookside grabbed a mic and cut a promo over the unconscious Lee. She revealed that their match was official for Slammiversary and then left.
Wicked Garden Match: The Hardys (Matt & Jeff) vs The Righteous (Dutch & Vincent)
“I wanna run through your wicked garden
Heard that’s the place to find you
‘Cause I’m alive, so alive now
I know the darkness blinds you”
So, the Hardys and the Righteous have been neck and neck in the battle of who can be weirder. Last time they met, the Broken Hardys (and even Willow) showed up to help Matt gain a singles victory over Vincent. Tonight, The Righteous are hosting a “Wicked Garden” match which boils down to a street fight with a lot of lattice, flowers and barbed wire wrapped around the ropes. No countouts, no DQ, pin must be in the ring.
The Righteous came to the ring crowned in barbed wire and flowers along with about 30 members of their cult who surrounded the ring, which had me asking, why not just beat up the Hardys 30 on 2? But my thought was interrupted by the entrance of Broken Matt and Brother Nero. The cult members then all left as we went to a commercial break.
When we came back, the bell rang and the match was on. After a prolonged staredown, Matt and Dutch started brawling as did Jeff and Vincent. The Righteous went to whip the hardys into the barbed wire, but they were able to pull back just in time.
Jeff then arm dragged Dutch through one of the lattice pieces coverd in barbed wire and flowers. Vincent then shoved him into the barbed wire wrapped ropes. Matt made the save with an inverted DDT and grabbed a gardening rake. He, well, raked it across Dutch’s face while Jeff stomped Vincent.
Vincent hit a side slam on Matt and then raked it across Matt’s forehead. He turned to Jeff, who hit him with an atomic drop then a pair of dropkicks for a two count. The Hardys then hit a series of combo movies on the Righteous, sending Dutch and Vincent to the outside.
Jeff emptied a bottle of whatever sports drink sponsors TNA onto Dutch and then we went to commercial break.
Back from break, everyone was bloodier, but we won’t bore you with the details of their brutal battle.
Vincent broke some lattice over Jeff and tore his shirt off. Dutch choked Matt in the ring, going for a cover but only getting a two count. Vincent dumped Jeff back into the ring and wrapped his fist in barbed wire to punch Jeff. On the other side of the ring, Matt did the same to Dutch, then low blowed him with the wire.
Jeff got tanlged in the barbed wire, but Matt hit a twist of fate on Vincent to give him space to get free. They wrapped Vincent in a barbed wire crown and then a bloody Dutch came in for a save. The Hardys double suplexed him for his trouble, then put the barbed wire in his mouth. Ew.
Vincent saved Dutch and the Hardys whipped him into the corner for Poetry In Motion. Matt hit a Side Effect on Dutchm but only got a two count. He set him up for a Twist of Fate, but Dutch ran him through the lattice, knocking Jeff off the top turnbuckle in the process.
A kendo stick appeared in Vincent’s hands and he beat up Jeff with it. He and Dutch then tied Jeff to the ropes with some barbed wire. Vincent then pulled out a flower from a pouch, making sure not to touch it. They they forced it into Jeff’s mouth. He collapsed, presumeably because the flower was poisonous?
Matt took out Dutch and Vincent and Jeff stumbled off the ropes, dazed. He then convulsed and slipped out of the ring. Vincent grabbed Matt and threw him at Dutch for a lariat. On the outside Jeff collapsed again, foaming at the mouth.
As they put Jeff on the stretcher, Vincent cackled “I hope you liked meeting Lily of The Valley, Brother Nero.” Then Jeff jumped up and ran back to the ring, flailing into a shot from Dutch before passing out. The Righteous hit Orange Sunshine and got the pin to end the match.
Match Result: The Righteous defeated The Hardys
After the match, the Righteous posed in the ring. Suddenly the lights went out and when they came back on, the Hardys were gone.
