GFW Impact results: LAX adds a new member

Previously: Alberto El Patron defeated LAX in a gauntlet match.

Tonight: Alberto El Patron, Dos Caras, and El Hijo de Dos Caras take on LAX. Plus, GFW Grand Champion Moose defends against Ethan Carter III.

Show Recap —

– At the LAX Clubhouse, Konnan announced that tonight they’ll finally reveal their newest member.

Dezmond Xavier defeated Drago in the semifinals of the Super X Cup

Xavier hit a series of shots and a cutter for a close near fall. Drago hit a sick looking hangmen’s DDT using the top rope, but Xavier responded with the X19 and Final Flash for the win. Dezmond Xavier is going to the finals of the Super X Cup at Destination X.

– McKenzie Mitchell interviewed Ethan Carter III. He said he has to overcome Moose and the corrupt judge Bruce Prichard. He promised to win because he’s a Carter and this company needs him.

– Backstage, Mitchell interviewed Alberto El Patron, Dos Caras, and El Hijo de Dos Caras. El Patron doesn’t trust his brother because of his past friendship with Konnan. El Patron suspects he might be LAX’s newest member.

Bruce Prichard and Karen Jarrett broke up an argument between them. After, Prichard asked to speak to Jarrett.

Mumbai Cat defeated Trevor Lee

Trevor Lee still has the X Division title he stole from Sonjay Dutt, with Dutt having been banned from the Impact Zone. Jeremy Borash pointed out that it’s odd that Prichard is siding with Lee.

Lee dominated Mumbai Cat #1 and sent him to the floor until the Mumbai Cat switched with Mumbai Cat #2 under the ring. Mumbai Cat #2 dominated Lee and won the match. He removed his mask to reveal Sonjay Dutt. Dutt challenged Lee to a ladder match at Destination X.

– Members of American Top Team were interviewed in a video package. Some feel that Bobby Lashley needs to pick between MMA and pro wrestling, though King Mo thinks he should do both.

Eli Drake (w/ Chris Adonis) vs. Eddie Edwards never happened

Edwards didn’t come out when his music played. They cut to the back and Kongo Kong attacked Edwards and left him on the floor.

– After the commercial, Kong’s rampage continued backstage. He attacked Richard Justice.

Ethan Carter III defeated Moose to win the GFW Grand Championship

Moose was in control early but missed a splash and crashed into the steps at ringside. EC3 took over and won round one. EC3 had the advantage until Moose made a comeback, hitting the hesitation dropkick to win the second round.

EC3 hit a TK3 for a close near fall. Moose came back with a pop-up powerbomb and a senton for a two count. He followed up with the Go 2 Hell for another near fall. Moose went for the Game Changer, but EC3 countered into the One Percenter.

The match went to the judges for a decision, with EC3 winning on a split decision. Both Dutch Mantell and Scott D’Amore scored round three a draw, but Prichard gave the round to EC3.

– A new team or stable known as OVE will debut at Destination X.

– Prichard and Mantell were separately interviewed. Mantell noted that Prichard still hasn’t told him why he wasn’t at Slammiversary.

Grado, Suicide & Braxton Sutter (w/ Allie) defeated KM, Mario Bokara & Fallah Bahh

The faces started dancing and the heels attacked them, then the faces cleared the ring with Sutter and Suicide hitting dives. Grado climbed to the top until Bokara shoved him off. Sutter nailed KM with a kick and Grado rolled him up for the win.

After the match, Grado called out Laurel Van Ness for an answer to his proposal. Joseph Park brought Van Ness to the ring, but Kongo Kong came out immediately and beat down Grado. Allie tried to get Sutter to help, but he walked away. Van Ness stopped Kong from splashing Grado.

– Mitchell interviewed LAX in the back and Konnan called her “random white girl number five.” Konnan told El Patron it’s a mistake to trust his partners.

– In the back, Sutter explained that he didn’t help Grado because he didn’t want to put himself or Allie in danger. Allie kept saying they should’ve helped, but Sutter ignored her.

– EC3 came back out to celebrate winning the Grand Championship earlier. He told the belt that he loves it.

Homicide, Santana & Ortiz (w/ Konnan and Diamante) defeated Alberto El Patron, Dos Caras & El Hijo de Dos Caras

Dos Caras and Homicide started the match as the faces took over and isolated Homicide in their corner. LAX gained control and cut off El Hijo de Dos Caras from his corner before El Patron got the hot tag and ran wild. He hit the double foot stomp on Santana, but Ortiz ran into the referee.

El Hijo de Dos Caras came in with a chair and teased attacking El Patron but instead went after LAX. El Patron locked on the cross armbreaker on Santana, then Low Ki appeared out of nowhere and hit the Warrior’s Way on El Patron. Santana pinned El Patron to win the match. Low Ki is the newest member of LAX.

Next Week: Taiji Ishimori faces ACH in the semifinals of the Super X Cup.

GFW Impact results: Alberto El Patron takes on LAX

Previously: LAX continued to target Alberto El Patron and his family.

Tonight: Alberto El Patron takes on LAX in a gauntlet match. Plus, Knockouts Champion Sienna battles Rosemary in a last Knockout standing match.

Show Recap —

– Earlier today, Joseph Park and Grado arrived at the Impact Zone. Grado is planning to propose to Laurel Van Ness to avoid deportation, but he’s reluctant to go through with it.

Ethan Carter III, Eli Drake & Chris Adonis defeated Eddie Edwards, Moose & Naomichi Marufuji

Buddy Dyer, the mayor of Orlando, served as the special ring announcer for this match.

The faces controlled the early part of this one. Edwards sent EC3 and Drake to the floor. He set up for a dive, but Adonis cut him off with a clothesline. The heels then isolated Edwards in their corner.

Moose got the hot tag and ran wild. EC3 tried using the Grand Championship belt. When the referee took it away, EC3 used a low blow and followed with the Ethan Carter Driver (ECD) on Moose to win the match.

– In the back, McKenzie Mitchell approached the guy who is always doing squats. His name is Richard Justice and he’s a stand-by wrestler. He needs to stay warm in case they need him to compete.

– Bobby Lashley headed down to the ring and called out Bruce Prichard. Lashley demanded a title shot, but Prichard didn’t like everyone making demands. Matt Sydal walked past Prichard and got in Lashley’s face. Lashley shoved Sydal and attempted a spear, then Sydal caught Lashley with a knee and hit the shooting star press.

Taiji Ishimori defeated Davey Richards in a Super X Cup tournament match

Ishimori started off with a fast pace and sent Richards to the floor. Richards gained the advantage and slowed down the match. He used several different submission holds, but Ishimori made a comeback and the pace picked up again.

They traded pinfall attempts in the center of the ring. Ishimori attempted a handspring move off the ropes until Richards caught him with an ankle lock. Ishimori came back with a shining wizard and hit the 450 splash to advance. It will be Ishimori vs. ACH in the semifinals.

– Backstage, Bruce Prichard announced that Bobby Lashley and Matt Sydal will compete against each other at Destination X in three weeks. The winner will receive the title shot he desires.

Unified Knockouts Champion Sienna (w/ KM) defeated Rosemary in a last Knockout standing match to retain her title

Rosemary had the early advantage and set up a table in the corner, though Sienna pulled Rosemary’s shirt over her head to take over. Sienna set up a second table at ringside. Rosemary used a tarantula submission using the guardrail in the crowd.

Sienna used the AK 47 on the apron, sending Rosemary to the floor. Rosemary came back and gave Sienna a Red Wedding on a chair. They were both down when KM came in to help Sienna to her feet.

Rosemary climbed to the top, but KM tried to interfere. She spit the green mist into KM’s eyes, but Sienna shoved her off the top turnbuckle through the table on the floor to win the match.

Octagoncito defeated Trevor Lee by countout

Lee still has the X Division belt after stealing it from Sonjay Dutt. Dutt remains banned from the Impact Zone.

Lee was in control early until Octagoncito made an impressive comeback. He took over and sent Lee to the floor, with Lee taking the countout loss. Dutt ran down to the ring, but Lee took off through the crowd.

– At the LAX Clubhouse, Konnan went over their game plan for tonight. Homicide will start the match and they’ll expose some of Alberto El Patron’s nagging injuries.

– Grado and Joseph Park came out for the proposal, with Grado wearing a bright orange suit. Sienna tried to stop Van Ness, but it failed. Grado got down on one knee and proposed. Allie ran down and cheered them on until Braxton Sutter dragged her to the back. Grado asked again, but Kongo Kong came down and Grado and Park took off.

Alberto El Patron defeated LAX (Homicide, Ortiz, and Santana) w/ Konnan and Diamante by DQ in a gauntlet match

El Patron jumped Homicide to start the match and pinned him within minutes.

Ortiz jumped in and took over on El Patron. They fought on the top turnbuckle and El Patron hit the double foot stomp to score the win.

Santana came in immediately and beat down El Patron. LAX ganged up on El Patron on the floor, but he made a comeback, caught Diamante, and tossed her onto Homicide. El Patron locked on the cross armbreaker on Santana before Ortiz ran in for the DQ.

LAX continued to beat down El Patron after the match. They tied his hand behind his back and continued with the beatdown. Dos Caras and El Hijo de Dos Caras tried to help but were overpowered. Veterans of War ran down for the save and a huge brawl broke out.

Next Week: Grand Champion Moose defends against Ethan Carter III. Plus, Destination X is coming up in three weeks.

GFW Impact results: LAX targets Alberto El Patron

Previously: Alberto El Patron and Bobby Lashley defeated LAX. After the match, LAX attacked El Patron and Lashley walked away.

Tonight: LAX attempts to force Dos Caras and El Hijo de Dos Caras to convince El Patron to join LAX or there will be consequences.

Show Recap —

Drago defeated Sammy Guevara in a Super X Cup match

Guevara got the brief advantage after hitting an insane shooting star press to the floor, but Drago took over after hitting a reverse hurricanrana. Drago won the match after hitting a running DDT. He’ll meet Dezmond Xavier in the semifinals.

Unified GFW Knockouts Champion Sienna defeated Amber Nova

Sienna totally dominated Nova and won easily with the AK47. She then called out Karen Jarrett and got in her face, but Allie ran down with a kendo stick for the save.

Laurel Van Ness and Sienna jumped Allie until Rosemary ran down. The heels took back over, with Jarrett trying to help the faces. Sienna went after Jarrett, but Gail Kim came out for the save. Jarrett announced Rosemary vs. Sienna in a last Knockout standing match for next week.

– At the LAX Clubhouse, El Hijo de Dos Caras was brought in wearing a blindfold. Konnan was holding pliers and told him to convince Alberto El Patron to join.

– In the back, Bruce Prichard and Tyrus encountered Trevor Lee. Prichard wanted to know why Lee has the X Division belt. Sonjay Dutt showed up and demanded his belt back, but he ended up being banned from the Impact Zone.

Laredo Kid, Garza Jr. & Octagoncito defeated Idris Abraham, Demus & Trevor Lee

The faces ran wild early until the heels gained the advantage and isolated Octagoncito. The faces hit suicide dives to the floor. Garza Jr. climbed to the second turnbuckle and Octagoncito climbed on his shoulders. He dove off and hit a splash on Abraham to win the match.

– Grado went on a date with Laurel Van Ness. They had burgers and Van Ness ate hers really fast.

– At the LAX Clubhouse, Santana and Ortiz brought in Dos Caras. Konnan threatened him as well and told him to convince El Patron to join LAX.

Matt Sydal defeated Low Ki and El Hijo de Fantasma

Low Ki hit a sick looking sliding dropkick to Sydal and Fantasma followed up with a dive. Fantasma nailed a super hurricanrana on Low Ki, but Sydal hit a standing moonsault for a near fall. Fantasma locked on a surfboard on Sydal and Low Ki came off the top with Warrior’s Way.

The finish of the match saw Low Ki hit the Warrior’s Way on Fantasma and go for the cover. Sydal broke up the pin by hitting the shooting star press and pinned Low Ki to win the match.

Sydal called out Prichard and demanded an X Division title match. Prichard was mad at everyone making demands. Lashley interrupted and told Sydal to leave. Lashley asked for a World title shot until Sydal interrupted and Lashley gave him a spear.

– In separate backstage interviews, Karen Jarrett was upset that Sienna put her hands on her and said she will make Sienna pay. Prichard decided he’ll be staying out of the issues between El Patron and LAX because it’s a family matter. Dutch Mantell hasn’t talked to Prichard and still doesn’t know why he wasn’t at Slammiversary.

– A romantic montage of Grado and Van Ness on their date was shown. Grado avoided kissing her and kept reminding himself about the citizenship.

Eli Drake (w/ Chris Adonis) defeated Moose, Ethan Carter III, and Eddie Edwards

Before the match, Adonis threw his water on Freddy of the Swole Mates. The Swole Mates jumped in the ring and chased off Adonis and Drake.

Drake and EC3 worked together to take out Moose. The heels isolated Edwards and worked him over, but Drake and EC3 started arguing and Edwards took them out with a hurricanrana.

Moose and Edwards traded moves, with Moose powerbombing Edwards to the floor onto Drake and EC3. EC3 hit the One Percenter on Edwards, but Moose pulled him out of the ring. Drake snuck in and scored the pin for the win.

– In the back, McKenzie Mitchell tried to interview the Swole Mates until LAX interrupted and stole the cameraman. LAX asked Dos Caras and El Hijo de Dos Caras if Alberto will join. Dos Caras said no and LAX beat them down.

LAX brought Dos Caras and his son to the ring. Homicide and Diamante beat down El Hijo de Dos Caras with kendo sticks.

LAX tried to take off Dos Caras’ mask, but El Patron finally came out. El Patron told Carlos (Konnan) that he’s taking this too far and to stop. If El Patron joins LAX, Konnan will let his family go. LAX let them go and El Patron put on the LAX t-shirt.

El Patron immediately jumped LAX and beat them with a kendo stick. He went after Konnan, but LAX took the hit. El Patron took off the shirt to end the show.

Next Week: Rosemary battles Sienna in a last knockout standing match.

GFW Impact results: Alberto El Patron & Lashley vs. LAX

Previously: LAX announced that GFW Unified World Champion Alberto El Patron is their newest member.

Tonight: El Patron teams with Bobby Lashley against LAX after declining their invitation. Also, Grand Champion Moose defends against Naomichi Marufuji. Plus, Gail Kim makes a special announcement.

Show Recap — 

– Earlier today, Joseph Park and Grado arrived at the Impact Zone. Park revealed that Grado is being deported and the only way for him to stay is to marry one of the Knockouts.

– LAX came out to the ring to officially announce their newest member. Konnan introduced Alberto El Patron and he made his way to the ring. El Patron noted that he and Konnan have been through a lot together, but he was upset that Konnan announced him as the newest member without asking him first.

Konnan said that they’ve been oppressed and need each other. El Patron mentioned that he hasn’t forgotten how he was treated in Stamford. Konnan asked again for him to join, but El Patron turned him down.

A furious Konnan ordered LAX to attack El Patron until Bobby Lashley came out for the save. After the commercial break, El Patron & Lashley vs. LAX was made official.

ACH defeated Andrew Everett in a first round Super X Cup match

Everett hit a sweet looking moonsault to the floor. He went for a springboard, but ACH caught him and executed a German suplex. The finish of the match came when ACH hit a brainbuster to advance in the Super X Cup.

– Last week, Sonjay Dutt was furious that Trevor Lee stole the X Division belt and promised to get it back.

– Gail Kim came out for her announcement. She said that she gave her body and soul to wrestling and doesn’t regret one moment. She announced that she is retiring from wrestling at the end of 2017. Tonight is not the end and she promised to retire on top.

– Chris Adonis made his way down to the ring. He challenged The Swole Mates to a pose-off in the ring. Eli Drake ran down and a bunch of referees broke it up. This got very little reaction.

– In the back, Karen Jarrett was sad to see Gail Kim retire but has some challengers in mind to face Kim in the last few months of her career.

Octagoncito defeated Demus

Octagoncito hit a corkscrew moonsault to the floor to gain the advantage. Demus hit a series of power moves to take over. Octagoncito made a comeback and hit a moonsault from the top rope to the floor and then rolled up Demus to pick up the win.

– In a montage, Grado asked out a series of Knockouts on dates but was rejected each time. A random guy was shown doing squats in the background.

Naomichi Marufuji defeated Grand Champion Moose by DQ

Ethan Carter III joined in on commentary, though he was silent during the match.

Moose was in control for most of round one. The judges scored in his favor giving him the round. In round two, Moose had the early advantage until Marufuji made a comeback and evened things up.

In the third round, Moose hit a hesitation dropkick for a close near fall. Marufuji hit two jumping knee strikes to gain control, then EC3 jumped in the ring and nailed Marufuji with the ring bell.

– At the LAX clubhouse, Konnan wanted both El Patron and Lashley taken out on stretchers.

Trevor Lee defeated William Weeks

Lee came out with the X Division title and refused to take the belt off. In the back, Sonjay Dutt tried to run to the ring but was detained by security. Lee totally dominated the match and won with the double knees.

Dutt attacked Lee after the match, but Lee was able to run off with the belt.

Laurel Van Ness defeated Ava Storie

Van Ness missed a curb stomp and Storie made a fiery comeback. Van Ness caught her entering the ring with a hangman’s DDT and hit the curb stomp for the win.

After the match, Grado and Joseph Park came down to the ring with wine and candy. Grado told Van Ness that she’s beautiful and asked her out on a date, but Kongo Kong interrupted before she could answer. Grado and Park ran off.

Alberto El Patron & Bobby Lashley defeated LAX (w/ Homicide, Konnan, and Diamante)

The faces worked well together and were in control during the early part of the match. LAX then took over and isolated El Patron on their side of the ring. El Patron hit a reverse superplex on Santana and made the tag. Lashley hit a powerslam on Santana, but Ortiz broke up the pin.

Diamante distracted Lashley and Konnan interfered to give LAX the advantage. El Patron got the hot tag and ran wild. Lashley and El Patron used a neckbreaker/double foot stomp combination to win the match.

El Patron told Lashley they make a great team. LAX jumped El Patron and Lashley just walked away and didn’t help.

Next Week: The Super X Cup tournament continues.

Impact Wrestling results: LAX vs. Decay in a street fight

Previously: Low Ki made his return to Impact and won the X Division Championship. Also, Josh Mathews returned to commentary after promising to leave the previous week.

Tonight: Grand Champion Moose defends against Davey Richards. NFL players Gary Barnidge and DeAngelo Williams will be in Moose’s corner. Plus, LAX battles Decay in a street fight. Also, Matt Sydal makes his Impact debut.

Show Recap —

– Jeremy Borash and The Pope kicked off Impact without Josh Mathews. Moments later, Mathews made his entrance along with Impact management. Mathews announced that because J.B. decked him last week, J.B. is now suspended and removed from announcing immediately. Mathews and Pope announced the rest of the show without J.B.

Matt Sydal defeated Trevor Lee (w/ Shane Helms)

Trevor Lee jumped Matt Sydal to start the match. Sydal made a brief comeback, but Shane Helms interfered and Lee took over. Sydal hit a standing moonsault, but Helms had the referee distracted. Lee and Helms collided, which allowed Sydal to hit a knee strike and a Shooting Star Press to win the match.

– In the back, Sienna approached Karen Jarrett. She asked about the GFW Women’s Champion and Jarrett promised that she’d be in action later.

– Ethan Carter III came out and had a message for Bruce Prichard. He took his advice and looked in the mirror and what he saw was a demigod. He promised to win the World Heavyweight title at Slammiversary. He discussed costing James Storm the Impact World Championship last week by hitting him in the head with a beer bottle.

Storm then came out and EC3 jumped out of the ring. Storm challenged him to come in the ring, though EC3 declined. Storm insulted EC3 until he ran back in and they brawled. EC3 hit a low blow and the One Percenter on Storm.

– At a restaurant, a waiter brought KM the bill for his meal. KM yelled at the waiter and intimidated him.

GFW Women’s Champion Christina Von Eerie defeated Ava Storie

Christina Von Eerie controlled the early part of the match until Ava Storie took over. Von Eerie made a comeback and hit a sick looking backstabber from the corner to win the match.

– Swoggle was in the crowd again and annoyed ring announcer Rockstar Spud.

– McKenzie Mitchell interviewed Alberto El Patron. El Patron thought he was the number one contender for the Impact World title but was interrupted by GFW World Champion Magnus, who believed he should get the shot. They argued until Karen Jarrett interrupted and announced that Magnus defends against Alberto El Patron in two weeks.

Grand Champion Moose (w/ DeAngelo Williams and Gary Barnidge) vs. Davey Richards (w/ Angelina Love) ended in a no contest

In round one, Davey Richards locked on the figure four to end the round. All three judges gave the round to Richards. In round two, Moose made a fiery comeback and hit a pop-up powerbomb. Moose won round two to tie it up. In round three, Richards hit the double foot stomp and locked on the ankle lock. Eddie Edwards ran out and attacked Richards.

After the match, Richards shoved DeAngelo Williams. Williams responded with his own shove. Richards charged at Williams but Gary Barnidge gave him a big slam.

– Swoggle stole Spud’s format sheet and Spud chased him in the ring. Spud pulled off Swoggle’s shorts and he ran off.

Kongo Kong (w/ Sienna, KM, and Laurel Van Ness) defeated Matt Sigmon

Laurel Van Ness was even more of a mess than she was last week. Kongo Kong hit a cannon ball splash in the corner and followed up with a huge splash off the top to win the match.

VOW (Veterans of War) defeated Fallah Bahh and Mario Bokara

VOW consists of Wilcox and Mayweather (formally Crimson). VOW was in control until Fallah Bahh came in and took over. VOW made a comeback and picked up the win. After the match, VOW promised to win the Impact Tag Team titles.

– During the commercial break, Swoggle viciously attacked Spud with a hammer.

– In the back, Eli Drake wondered why he wasn’t on the live show last week. Tyrus accused him of being jealous, which he denied. Drake promised to do something about this.

Impact Tag Team Champions LAX (w/ Konnan, Homicide, and Diamante) defeated Decay (w/ Rosemary) in a street fight

Ortiz and Crazzy Steve brawled in the ring while Abyss tossed Santana to the floor. Steve pulled out a table and Abyss pulled out a barbwire board from underneath the ring.

Decay set up two barbwire boards and a table in the ring. LAX used kendo sticks and trash cans on Decay. Decay made a comeback when Steve hit a double crossbody on LAX and Abyss hit a double chokeslam.

Rosemary tried to spit the mist into Ortiz’s eyes, but he ducked and she hit Abyss instead. Ortiz put Abyss through a barbwire board. Diamante gave Rosemary a sick looking German suplex. LAX then hit the senton in the corner on Abyss, who was under the second barbwire board.

Steve made a comeback and brought in the thumbtacks. LAX regained the advantage and hit the powerbomb/blockbuster combination on Steve through a table covered in thumbtacks to win the match.

Next Week: GFW Women’s Champion Christina Von Eerie defends against Sienna.

Impact Wrestling results: New tag champs crowned

Previously: Karen Jarrett made her triumphant return to Impact and slapped the taste out of Josh Mathews’ mouth.

Tonight: Moose defends the Impact Grand Championship against Cody. Plus, LAX, Reno Scum, Decay, and Garza Jr. & Laredo Kid will battle to crown new Impact World Tag Team Champions.

Show Recap —

– Earlier today, a board meeting took place between Dutch Mantell, Bruce Prichard, Josh Mathews, and Jeremy Borash. Mathews and J.B. kept arguing during the meeting. Karen Jarrett ran into the meeting and demanded they find Sienna and send her to the ring.

Prichard agreed to take on the task. He was so irritated by Mathews and Borash that he threatened to make changes to commentary if they didn’t stop arguing. J.B. said that they should replace Mathews with his wife Madison Rayne because he’s not even the best commentator in his family.

– Karen Jarrett came down to the ring and said that Maria Kanellis had a nervous breakdown and left Impact. Karen called Sienna a bully and called her to the ring. Sienna said that she made it to where she is based on ability, not because of who she married. Karen gave Sienna 15 seconds to apologize and so the countdown began.

This brought out Sienna’s cousin, the debuting KM. He’s out here for his family and demanded Karen apologize and gave her 15 seconds. He started the countdown until Braxton Sutter and Allie made the save. Karen announced that later tonight Sutter will take on KM.

Andrew Everett defeated DJ Z

DJ Z hit a huge dive to the floor and took over. Everett made his comeback and went for the moonsault. DJ Z got his feet up and sent Everett to the other side of the ring. DJ Z attempted the ZDT but Everett rolled him up in a small package to win the match.

After the match, Gregory Helms and X Division Champion Trevor Lee came out. Helms congratulated Everett on finally winning a match. Helms agreed to give Everett a shot at Lee’s title.

– A promo aired for the upcoming debut of a new star to Impact. It ended with “Fury Will Be Unleashed 4.13.17.”

– Last week, ODB celebrated her victory over Rebel in the back. She said she’s looking for her husband EY (Eric Young) but he’s not there. Earl Hebner approached and said that he’s not her hubby but he can be.

– J.B. interviewed Rosemary in the ring. He said that she’s a dominant champion and wondered who is left for her to face. ODB interrupted and introduced herself. She said she’s a four-time “knocked up” champ. She gave cheers to Rosemary for being the Knockouts Champion but promised to win the title. The entire Knockouts roster came out and got into a huge brawl.

– EC3 apologized for his attitude towards Karen Jarrett last week. As EC3 made his way to the ring, Mathews challenged J.B. to put together teams to face each other to see who is the better coach. J.B. rejected the idea.

EC3 promised to be a three-time World Champion. James Storm came down to the ring and he too wanted a title shot. Storm was a babyface here and didn’t come out with the DCC. EC3 and Storm agreed to let the fans decide who will get the next shot at Lashley.

Impact Grand Champion Moose defeated “The American Nightmare” Cody (w/ Brandi Rhodes) to retain his title

They brawled on the floor in front of one of the judges. Moose ducked a superkick and Cody knocked out the judge instead. Bruce Prichard replaced the injured judge. The judges gave the first round to Moose. Mathews felt that the original judge would have given the round to Cody.

In the second round, Moose grabbed a chair but Cody used Brandi as a shield. Cody kicked the chair into Moose’s face. Cody locked on the figure four but Moose held on as time ran out. The judges gave the second round to Cody.

Cody went to give Brandi a kiss but she rejected him and walked away. The time limit ran out at the end of the third round. Moose won the third round and the match on a split decision to retain the Grand Championship.

KM (w/ Sienna) defeated Braxton Sutter (w/ Allie)

Sutter had KM beat when Sienna grabbed Allie, which distracted Sutter. KM hit the powerbomb into a lungblower to pick up the win. After the match, Allie and Sutter brawled with Sienna and KM. A drunken Laurel Van Ness still wearing her wedding dress came out.

– A cool video of the LAX at their clubhouse aired. They played poker and discussed business.

– Another “Fury Will Be Unleashed” video aired. It appeared to be Sienna looking at pictures of Braxton Sutter and Allie.

LAX (w/ Konnan, Homicide, and Diamante) defeated Reno Scum, Decay (w/ Rosemary), and Garza Jr. & Laredo Kid to win the Impact World Tag Team Championship

LAX, Decay, and Reno Scum were brawling on the floor when Laredo Kid hit an insane flip dive onto the group from the corner. Garza Jr. followed up with his own impressive dive. Crazzy Steve came in and isolated Laredo Kid in their corner but Luster the Legend tagged himself in.

LAX cleared the ring of all the teams and hit a sick move called the Street Sweeper where Santana leapt off of Ortiz’s back and hit a Swanton in the corner on Abyss. Rosemary tried to sneak in but Diamante took her out. The finish came when LAX hit a powerbomb/blockbuster combination on Laredo Kid to win the match.

Next Week: Eddie Edwards battles Davey Richards in a last man standing match. Also, a Knockouts gauntlet battle royal to determine the number one contender for Rosemary’s Knockouts Championship.

Impact Wrestling results: LAX returns as the new era continues

Previously: TNA is dead and Impact has taken over. The Anthem Era officially began last week and featured the debut of Alberto El Patron. He defeated Bobby Lashley for the Impact World Heavyweight Championship after hitting him with the belt.

Tonight: The fate of the Impact World title will be revealed. Plus, the Anthem Era continues with the return of LAX.

Show Recap —

– Last week after the main event, Bobby Lashley was irate that he lost the Impact World Championship. In the back, Bruce Prichard asked Alberto El Patron if he was happy with the way he won the title.

Later, Prichard held a board meeting and El Patron relinquished the title. El Patron would only give up the title if he could get a rematch with Lashley. Prichard and Dutch Mantell said it was up to Lashley.

El Patron came down to the ring to challenge Lashley to a rematch. El Patron demanded Lashley come out but Ethan Carter III instead hit the ring. EC3 wanted a title shot as well and challenged El Patron to a number one contender’s match.

El Patron turned him down because he wants Lashley. EC3 and El Patron argued until a brawl broke out. El Patron finally agreed to the match and they’ll meet later tonight.

– Josh Mathews and Jeremy Borash continued their feud and argued on commentary throughout the night. 

– A recap aired of the Broken Hardys going on their Expedition of Gold but Decay somehow ending up with the World Tag Team titles. Later at a board meeting, Mantell didn’t understand how Decay got the titles. Prichard promised to take care of the situation.

Laredo Kid & Garza Jr. defeated Eli Drake & Tyrus

Garza hit a suicide dive onto Drake, then Laredo Kid followed up with a beautiful looking moonsault to the floor. Tyrus got the tag and slowed the pace of the match down. Garza got the hot tag and ran wild on the heels. Drake accidentally knocked Tyrus off the apron but Drake took over on the faces. Garza rolled up Drake out of nowhere to win the match.

– A video package aired of Moose, Eddie Edwards, and James Storm heading to Japan to compete for Pro Wrestling NOAH.

Brandi Rhodes vs. Kayci Quinn never got started

Before the match could start, Cody ran down to the ring. He refused to allow Brandi to compete and won’t allow Impact to “pimp out” the Rhodes name anymore. Cody gave Quinn $45 not to compete and said it was $20 more than Impact was going to pay her. Cody challenged Moose for the Impact Grand Championship and then forced Brandi to leave.

– Rosemary attacked Quinn during the commercial break and was in the process of beating her down when we came back. She finished her off by hitting the Red Wedding.

Alberto El Patron defeated Ethan Carter III

EC3 gained the brief advantage until El Patron sent him into the ring post. El Patron worked over his arm and locked on the armbar in the ropes. EC3 made a comeback and sent El Patron crashing to the floor. El Patron continued to work over EC3’s shoulder and arm.

EC3 knocked out El Patron and teased using a chair but decided against it. This gave El Patron the chance to hit a superkick and locked on the armbar to win the match. According to the commentators, EC3 tapped out for the first time.

After the match, El Patron showed respect to EC3 and said this was one of the best matches of his career. They shook hands and EC3 walked away.

EC3 flipped out about losing backstage but Prichard calmed him down.

– Before the next match, J.B. revealed that “she” will be on Impact next week. Mathews wondered who “she” could be. This is likely the return of Karen Jarrett to Impact.

X Division Champion Trevor Lee (w/ Gregory Shane Helms) defeated Suicide, Andrew Everett, and Braxton Sutter (w/ Allie) to retain his title

Suicide briefly controlled the match and wiped out Sutter and Lee on the floor. Everett hit a sweet looking shooting star press to the floor onto all three guys. They all traded moves in the ring until Everett was the last man standing.

In a really cool spot, Suicide gave Everett a superplex while Lee hit a German suplex on Suicide and Sutter nailed Lee with a powerbomb all at the same time. A drunken Laurel Van Ness came out and distracted Sutter. Lee caught Sutter with a knee to retain the title.

Sienna came out after the match and promised to put Allie in the hospital.

– Prichard came down to the ring to discuss the status of the Impact World Tag Team Championship. He said the titles could only be won in the ring and not the internet. In two weeks, the top four teams will compete to crown new champions. This brought out Decay, Reno SCUM, and Laredo Kid & Garza Jr., who all want in on the match to crown new champions.

A brief brawl broke out with Decay clearing the ring and standing tall. Suddenly, LAX made their return to Impact. They beat down Decay and were the last team standing. The show ended with LAX celebrating. LAX now consists of Konnan, Homicide, Angel Ortiz, Mike Draztik, and Angel Rose.

Next Week: In two weeks, Impact will crown brand new Tag Team Champions. However, next week will feature the return of “she.”