WWE will be making history tonight at Hell in a Cell.
In addition to Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte being the first ever women’s Hell in a Cell match, Dave Meltzer reports that the plan is for the match to main event the show. It would be the first time a women’s match has ever gone on last at a WWE pay-per-view.
Speculation over which match would main event Hell in a Cell grew earlier this month when Mick Foley seemed to announce in a Facebook post that the Raw Women’s Championship match would go on last, but he later clarified that the match order wasn’t yet finalized. WWE then began promoting Hell in a Cell as featuring a “triple main event” with the show’s three Hell in a Cell matches.
WWE hasn’t yet promoted that Banks vs. Charlotte will main event the show on television or online.
Meltzer reported in last week’s edition of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter that there were internal discussions about which match would go on last, with Vince McMahon “digging his heels” on the match not main eventing the show. But Meltzer noted that McMahon often changes his mind and nothing was final.
Pro Wrestling Insider first reported on Sunday that the match was set to go on last.
It’s a big day on the show as Les Thatcher is celebrating his 76th birthday! Sadly, Vic forced him to talk lots of WWE so it may not be the happiest of birthdays but Les soldiered on. Actually, we start with a little bit on the TNA lawsuit and the state of the Impact TV show.
After that we talk Hell in a Cell (8:35), with most of the discussion being around Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte. Specifically, whether or not the women’s title match should close the show and why or why not, as well as the decision to put them in the Cell in the first place. In addition, some thoughts on that vignette on Raw with TJ Perkins and Brian Kendrick.
The other big wrestling news this week regarding FloSlam (28:38) is also on the table as we look at the potential pros and cons of having multiple promotions who might possibly be using much of the same talent on shows available on the service. We’ll also answer a question about Rock Hunter, (46:35) who was a frequent in ring opponent for Les early in his career.
We’ll finish by asking Les if he ever had a plan B when he started in wrestling at the age of 19 (56:00) and Les does some investigative work at his local Walmart (yes, seriously).
While we still don’t officially know whether the Raw Women’s Championship Hell in a Cell match between Sasha Banks and Charlotte will go on last at next week’s pay-per-view, Vince McMahon’s Twitter account clarified on Sunday morning that the match is part of a “triple main event” at Hell in a Cell.
McMahon’s tweet: “WWE makes history Oct. 30 when @SashaBanksWWE defends her #RAW Women’s Title vs. @MsCharlotteWWE inside #HellInACell! #TripleMainEvent”
Mick Foley had seemed to indicate that the match would go on last when he posted on Facebook last week that history was upon us and Banks and Charlotte would main event the show, but he shortly clarified in another post that the match order for the show had not been finalized, and it was up to each fan to decide what their personal main event is.
It would seem that the three main events McMahon is referring to are the show’s three Hell in a Cell matches, with Kevin Owens defending the WWE Universal Championship against Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns defending his United States Championship against Rusev scheduled in addition to Banks vs. Charlotte.
If Banks vs. Charlotte does go on last, it would be the first time a women’s match has main evented a WWE PPV.
It appears that WWE will be making history at Hell in a Cell.
Mick Foley announced in a Facebook post on Tuesday morning that Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte is set to main event Raw’s upcoming pay-per-view later this month. If the match does main event, it would be the first time that a women’s match has gone on last at a WWE PPV.
Banks vs. Charlotte will also be the first ever women’s match to take place inside of Hell in a Cell. Banks will be defending her Raw Women’s Championship against Charlotte in the match.
Foley’s Facebook post: “Forget for a moment about Stephanie McMahon’s jumping high-five or my awkward attempt to hug the #RAW Comissioner. The biggest moment of the night for us came when the #WWE cameras were off, and Stephanie and I just looked at the #HIAC poster, realizing that for #WomensWrestling, history is upon us – as Sasha Banks and Charlotte will main event the #HIAC PPV. I am so happy for Sasha, for Charlotte, for all the women who paved the way, and all those who aspire to follow in their footsteps. It is no exaggeration to say that looking at that poster gave me chills…and they were multiplying.”
Hell in a Cell is scheduled for October 30th in Boston, MA.
UPDATE: Foley posted a clarification on Facebook, noting that the match order for Hell in a Cell is not yet final: “The match order for #HIAC Will probably not be finalized until hours before the actual show, so each member of the WWE Universe can decide for themselves what their main event is. Regardless of where the women’s match is placed on the card, both Sasha and Charlotte should absolutely feel like they are the main event — as should Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins. It’s a competitive business, and that competitive spirit should bring out the best in everyone on October 30th.”
Sasha Banks and Charlotte will be making history at Hell in a Cell.
It was announced on Monday night’s edition of Raw that Banks and Charlotte’s previously scheduled rematch at Hell in a Cell later this month would be taking place inside of the structure the show is named after.
The match will be the first time two women have ever faced off in a Hell in a Cell match. Dave Meltzer originally reported in last week’s edition of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter that the match was set to take place inside of the cell.
The rematch between Banks and Charlotte was confirmed on Sunday night’s No Mercy pay-per-view broadcast, but it wasn’t announced then as explicitly being a Hell in a Cell match.
In the opening segment of Raw, Banks cut a promo challenging Charlotte to the match. Charlotte eventually accepted after the segment was interrupted by Rusev and Lana. Raw General Manager Mick Foley later confirmed that the match was officially set.
Foley also announced that the pay-per-view would see the addition of a third Hell in a Cell match, with Seth Rollins challenging Kevin Owens for his Universal Championship. But Stephanie McMahon noted that if Chris Jericho defeated Rollins on Monday’s Raw, Jericho would earn his way into a triple threat title match at the PPV.
It was also announced on Monday’s Raw that Cesaro and Sheamus would challenge The New Day for their Raw Tag Team Championship on the upcoming PPV. The two were forced to team together after earning the title shot by ending their best-of-seven series in a stalemate.
UPDATE: Rollins defeated Jericho in Raw’s main event and it will remain a singles match at Hell in a Cell. It was also announced that Brian Kendrick would challenge TJ Perkins for the Cruiserweight Championship at the PPV.
Hell in a Cell is scheduled for October 30th in Boston, MA. The current card for the show is:
WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens defending against Seth Rollins in a Hell in a Cell match
Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks defending against Charlotte in a Hell in a Cell match
United States Champion Roman Reigns defending against Rusev in a Hell in a Cell match
Raw Tag Team Champions The New Day defending against Cesaro & Sheamus
WWE Cruiserweight Champion TJ Perkins defending against Brian Kendrick
While most of the focus was on the SmackDown brand at Sunday night’s No Mercy pay-per-view, the show brought the addition of two matches to the card for the next Raw-exclusive PPV.
It was announced on the No Mercy broadcast that Kevin Owens would once again defend his WWE Universal Championship against Seth Rollins later this month at Hell in a Cell on October 30th in Boston, MA. The two previously main evented Clash of Champions last month, where Owens successfully defended his title against Rollins.
It was also announced on Sunday night that Sasha Banks would defend her recently won Raw Women’s Championship against Charlotte at Hell in a Cell. Banks won the title from Charlotte for the second time in the main event of last Monday’s edition of Raw.
Neither match was announced as taking place inside of the Hell in a Cell.
The current card for the show is:
WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens defending against Seth Rollins
Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks defending against Charlotte
United States Champion Roman Reigns defending against Rusev in a Hell in a Cell match
Raw last night, built around the Sasha Banks Women’s title win over Charlotte, did its best numbers since the NFL season began.
While 2.79 million viewers during football season would have been viewed badly if you said that’s where things would be one month ago, it solidly beat the 2.68 million number of the first two weeks of football season and last week’s low point of 2.46 million viewers going against the presidential debate.
The audience did drop in the third hour, which was at the same range of the show two weeks ago. Since last week’s rating really should be thrown out because of the unusual circumstances, as compared to two weeks ago, the first two hours were up, which made the difference.
Also encouraging is that it did a better number against the most-watched Monday Night Football game of the season, as the New York Giants vs. Minnesota Vikings game did 13.16 million viewers, and New York market teams usually hurt Raw ratings more than teams from any other city.
Raw was fourth for the night on cable, training the football game, SportsCenter after football and The O’Reilly Factor.
The three hours were:
8 p.m. 2.88 million viewers 9 p.m. 2.87 million viewers 10 p.m. 2.64 million viewers
Miss Monday night’s episode of Raw or want to watch something again? Catch up on last night’s video highlights from a show that featured Sasha Banks reclaiming the Raw Women’s Championship, Roman Reigns and Rusev continuing their feud and being booked in a Hell in a Cell match at Raw’s next pay-per-view, Kevin Owens & Chris Jericho teaming against The New Day, and much more.
Date: October 3, 2016 Location: Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA
The Big Takeaway —
Sasha Banks defeated Charlotte to win the Women’s Championship in a heated main event.
Also, Roman Reigns will defend his U.S. Champion in Hell in a Cell against Rusev, Brian Kendrick is likely getting another Cruiserweight title match against TJ Perkins, and the New Day defeated Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho with help from Seth Rollins.
Show Recap —
They announced the Women’s Championship match as the main event, pushed TJ Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick (non-title), and an interview with Seth Rollins tonight.
Roman Reigns came out and Byron Saxton used the exact line we hear JBL say about the mixed crowd reaction he gets every week. Reigns said he was the first in his bloodline to win the United States championship. He called himself “the guy” as people booed and was interrupted by Lana, which led to a “Thank you Lana” chant.
Reigns made a crack about Lana being the only woman to ever give Rusev attention, to which she responded, “Very funny, very funny. I’m laughing.” Lana challenged Reigns to a title rematch on Rusev’s behalf. Reigns said Rusev was hiding behind her skirt. Lana said Reigns ruined their wedding. Reigns was smiling so she called him a “stupid boy.”
Reigns told Lana to deliver Rusev his Bulgarian balls and tell him to come out here. Lana told him to go to hell and Rusev stormed out. They immediately got into a brawl that seemingly concluded with Rusev kicking Reigns over the barricade into the front row. Rusev grabbed the U.S. title and left with Lana.
As he posed on the stage, Reigns jumped in from out of nowhere and nailed a superman punch. Reigns said if he was going to hell, he was taking them with him. He accepted the rematch in a Hell in a Cell match.
They aired a Kendrick-Perkins video package, which included Kendrick ripping on Perkins’ story about being homeless. The match is up next.
Non-Title: Brian Kendrick defeated Cruiserweight Champion T.J. Perkins
Kendrick offered a handshake. Perkins hesitated but shook his hand, then dropkicked him as soon as the bell rang. Perkins was all over Kendrick to start, but Kendrick cut him off with a big boot. Kendrick removed the turnbuckle cover, squeezed Perkins’ fingers through the turnbuckle shaft and stomped on his hand.
After a break, Perkins was back in it and hit Kendrick with a double knee gutbuster for two. He followed with the leglock but Kendrick got to the rope. Kendrick then hit Sliced Bread#2 for a two count, followed by the Captain’s Hook. Perkins was able to fight out of it, but Kendrick raked him in the face, applied the Captain’s Hook again, and Perkins tapped out after about a 9 minute match. The crowd was into this more than the previous Raw cruiserweight matches.
Michael Cole plugged his interview with Seth Rollins by letting us know Rollins called Kevin Owens a teacher’s pet.
Seth Rollins Interview w/ Michael Cole
This was a pre-taped interview. Rollins said doctors advised him not to be there, but he doesn’t like to rest. He said Owens was handed the Universal title by Triple H and was the guy at the office who does half the work but gets the promotions. Rollins wasn’t handed the title when he cashed in his MITB contract at WrestleMania.
Rollins said Owens can’t replace him–Owens is just a cog in the machine, and he’s going to tear that machine apart. Rollins mentioned Stephanie McMahon bringing out a referee at Clash of Champions at just the right time and Owens took advantage. Rollins concluded by saying he will prove that he’s the man as soon as he gets a title match. This was pretty forgettable.
Braun Strowman defeated Chase Silver
Silver told Saxton he had a dream he would defeat Braun Strowman. He didn’t. Strowman won in just over a minute with a powerslam. A small portion of the crowd chanted “delete, delete, delete” at the jobber. Afterwards, Strowman demanded Mick Foley find him some real competition by next week or else.
Bayley caught up to Sasha Banks backstage and put over tonight’s match, saying it was in Trish and Lita territory. Banks said she was excited and this was all about getting back the women’s title.
They announced a face-to-face-to-face on SmackDown with AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose and John Cena. They also announced the 2017 Royal Rumble at the Alamodome in San Antonio.
Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho Interview
Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho came out. They’re both wearing all black and Owens is in a suit. Owens said Cole was terrible in his interview with Rollins. He said Rollins should listen to his doctors and stay home and called him a stupid idiot. At the end of the day, Rollins lost and he can thank Owens for that.
Owens claimed Rollins was also blaming the referee for losing as the crowd chanted “stupid idiot.” Owens called the crowd stupid idiots for thinking they’re cool. Owens suggested Jericho be the referee if Rollins does weasel his way into a rematch.
Jericho thought that was a pretty good idea, and he even has his own referee jersey, but he called “Team Chris and Kevin” the best tag team in the world and they should challenge New Day for the titles. The crowd chanted “Yes” and Jericho told them to shut up. Owens mentioned Cesaro and Sheamus already have a shot. Jericho said they could beat New Day in a non-title match and again in a title match. Owens thought that sounded like a lot of work.
Jericho said at least he wasn’t challenging Owens for his title, leading to a “Y2J” chant. Owens suddenly loved the idea and agreed that Chris and Kevin should be tag champs. They were interrupted by New Day.
Kofi Kingston questioned their friendship so Jericho put him on the list. New Day wanted a championship huddle to consider the challenge, but Jericho wasn’t allowed to be apart of it. Jericho put Big E and Woods on the list. Owens told New Day to leave and let the real most entertaining team take over. He mocked their title reign, said they endangered kids with their cereal, and jumped the shark seven months ago.
Woods said they don’t even swim, and wondered when Owens last jumped over anything. Big crowd pop for that line. Owens demanded Jericho put Woods on the list again. Woods said they might go watch Magnificent Seven or Luke Cage, and Owens responded, “Enough stupid references! What are you saying?” Woods accepted their challenge. This was good.
They showed Sheamus and Cesaro arriving to the arena in a SUV. Sheamus was driving. They were pissed at each other.
Sami Zayn defeated Titus O’Neil
In an inset promo, O’Neil announced the “Titus Brand,” which will likely lead to many entertaining segments. O’Neil worked over Zayn for a couple of minutes until Zayn caught him with an Exploder into the corner followed by a Helluva kick for the quick win. Crowd popped for Zayn hitting an Exploder on the bigger man.
Backstage, Cesaro and Sheamus continued to argue about getting lost and being late. Foley showed up and mentioned being humbled by Stephanie last week. He made them ride together so they could bond. Cesaro accused Sheamus of picking his nose. Foley said he pitched them to Stephanie because they weren’t just good, they were dominant.
They ran a quick promo for Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson with Corey Graves letting us know they’ve dominated the tag team division. What? After a break, they showed an interview they did with Tom Phillips. Anderson said New Day have ruined the tag team division, and now the division looks like a clown car filled with freaks. Gallows said they would push the car off a ledge and Anderson said they’d win the tag titles.
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson defeated Golden Truth
Golden Truth got an entrance. Gallows & Anderson didn’t. They won in a couple of minutes with the Magic Killer, and laid out Truth and Goldust after the match.
Jericho and Owens ran into Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson backstage. Jericho said he would put them on the List of Jericho. “Ink it in, maaan.” Masterson grabbed the list and made jokes about Jericho looking like Bon Jovi and losing to Fandango at WrestleMania. Owens told Jericho they should get ready for their match, but let Kutcher and Masterson know ‘That ‘70s Show’ would’ve been better with him and Chris. Kutcher told Jericho they’d be at ringside for the tag match tonight. They bickered until Jericho left, not before saying they would get… it. The crowd loves Jericho.
Enzo and Cass did a segment in the ring with three women who were cancer survivors. Enzo excitedly presented them each with replica Women’s title belts. The crowd cheered and the three women were all smiles.
Non-Title: WWE Tag Team Champions Xavier Woods & Big E (w/Kofi Kingston) defeated WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens & Chris Jericho
Kutcher and Masterson were on commentary. Chris and Kevin worked over Woods for a long while. Owens cut off a hot tag attempt and hit a DDT when Rollins came out to the stage to his music. The distraction allowed Woods to hit an enziguri and he made the hot tag to Big E.
Big E hit Jericho with suplexes but was cut off with a superkick by Owens. Woods then took out Owens with a flip dive and Big E hit a splash on Jericho. Big E tagged in Wood but Jericho caught him in the Walls. Rollins ran down to distract Jericho, allowing Big E and Woods to hit Midnight Hour for the win after about 16 minutes. Afterwards, Owens left Jericho alone in the ring, so Rollins hit him with an ugly Pedigree.
Backstage, Phillips said people call Charlotte and Banks evenly matched, and asked Charlotte if she has any butterflies. Charlotte said she has proven time and time again that she lives for these moments and would expose Banks tonight. Charlotte claimed to have no equal and would make Banks tap out.
They aired a video package for Rich Swann.
They showed three members of the Los Angeles Rams at ringside, as well as Dodger Josh Reddick.
Backstage, Stephanie accosted Seth Rollins. She said that Rollins was all alone for the first time in his career, and he would find out that he is replaceable like everyone else. Rollins said Triple H made the second-worst decision of his life when he cost him the title. She asked what the worst decision was, and he said “marrying you.” Crowd liked that. Rollins said he would burn Raw to the crowd going after Owens and Jericho. After he left, they kept the camera on Stephanie who smirked knowingly.
Tony Nese defeated Rich Swann
They plugged Total Bellas as Swann made his entrance. Nese did an inset promo saying he was sick of hearing about Swann and his dance moves. Nese called himself the greatest hybrid of strength, speed and grappling skills, but maybe people would like him more if he twerked. Nese won in about 7 minutes with a pumphandle slam into a Michinoku driver. Kind of surprising that Nese got the win. Or maybe it isn’t.
They aired a Hispanic Heritage video for Mil Mascaras.
They showed some pictures of Emma from her Instagram (or so I assume) and announced “The Makeover of Emma into Emmalina” premiering soon.
Sheamus & Cesaro defeated two jobbers
Sheamus and Cesaro argued the entire match but won in a minute anyway after Sheamus nailed a Brogue kick.
Oscar De La Hoya was shown at ringside.
They aired a video package for Banks vs. Charlotte. It covered their friendship in NXT, Charlotte winning the title, Banks winning the title on Raw, and Charlotte winning it back at SummerSlam.
Charlotte and Dana Brooke ran into Bayley backstage on the way to the ring. Charlotte called her Dora the Explorer and mocked her for being childish. Bayley was about to speak, but Charlotte cut her off because it was time for the main event and left. Brooke advised Bayley not to cry when Charlotte breaks Banks again and patted her on the head. Brooke then held Bayley up against the wall, so Bayley launched her into some boxes. After a break, they announced that Brooke won’t be at ringside because of this.
WWE Women’s Championship: Sasha Banks defeated Charlotte
The match announcement got a good reaction and the bell rang to start the match at 10:52 pm. Unfortunately, they went to break almost immediately after Banks hit a suicide dive. They did this on SmackDown last week as well. Why would you start a championship match knowing you have to go to commercial less than a minute later?
During the break, Charlotte took control after dropping Banks back-first on the top turnbuckle and launching her into the barricade. After the break, Charlotte worked over Banks’ back as the crowd chanted “Let’s go Sasha.”
Banks came back with slaps to the chest, running forearms, dropkicks and a double knee drop for a two count. Charlotte tried a backdrop or something onto the apron, but just kind of pushed Banks back into the ring. Banks used a double knee strike and went to the top, but Charlotte knocked her off, hit a boot to the back and boot to the face for a near fall.
Charlotte tried a superplex but Banks countered into a double knee drop off the top for a nearfall. Banks went for a backstabber but Charlotte dumped her outside the ring. Charlotte then went to the top and did a corkscrew moonsault, just barely catching Banks. “Holy shit” chant. Charlotte followed with Natural Selection for another nearfall.
Banks seemed out of it, but came off the ropes and applied the Bank statement. Charlotte countered into a pin attempt, but Banks rolled through to reapply the Bank statement and Charlotte tapped. This was good. They got about 14 minutes, the crowd was super into it and popped big for Banks getting the win.
It seemed to most viewers that last week’s triple threat match for a shot at Charlotte’s Raw Women’s Championship ended with a double pin between Sasha Banks and Bayley, and WWE finally acknowledged the controversial finish on tonight’s episode of Raw.
In a backstage segment with Raw General Manager Mick Foley, Dana Brooke pointed out the double pin in an attempt to get the Clash of Champions match canceled. But Foley announced that Charlotte would instead defend against both Banks and Bayley in a triple threat match at Sunday’s pay-per-view.
Banks was originally declared the winner of last week’s triple threat that also included Brooke and Bayley, but both Banks and Bayley intentionally had their shoulders on the mat. Banks originally returned from a back injury two weeks ago and vowed to win her championship back after dropping it to Charlotte at SummerSlam.
The current card for Clash of Champions is:
WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens defending against Seth Rollins
Raw Women’s Champion Charlotte defending against Sasha Banks and Bayley in a triple threat match
United States Champion Rusev defending against Roman Reigns
Raw Tag Team Champions The New Day defending against Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows
Sasha Banks teased earlier on Monday that she would deliver bad news on tonight’s Raw, but it turns out that was only directed at Raw Women’s Champion Charlotte.
Following a promo designed to misdirect the audience into thinking she was retiring, Banks declared her intentions to challenge Charlotte for the Women’s Championship at Clash of Champions on September 25th.
Dana Brooke interrupted Banks in the middle of the promo. Brooke tried to take advantage of Banks’ injured state, but Banks hit the Banks Statement on her. Banks then revealed the news that she was ready to return to the ring.
After originally defeating Charlotte for the title on the first post-draft edition of Raw, Banks dropped it back to Charlotte at SummerSlam because of a back injury she was dealing with. But Dave Meltzer reported that the injury wouldn’t require surgery and Banks would return sooner than was previously feared.
The current card for Clash of Champions is:
WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens defending against Seth Rollins
Raw Women’s Champion Charlotte defending against Sasha Banks
Raw Tag Team Champions The New Day defending against The Club (Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows)
It will once again be a battle of two architects of WWE’s women’s wrestling revolution for the WWE Women’s Championship at SummerSlam.
Sasha Banks will defend her recently acquired championship against Charlotte at WWE’s biggest event of the summer. Banks defeated Charlotte to win the championship for the first time on the inaugural Raw of the post-draft era.
Our Dave Meltzer first reported that the rematch would happen at SummerSlam.
Meltzer also reported that, though the title change was originally supposed to happen at SummerSlam, the decision was made to kick off the brand-extension with a big title change and important moment on Monday’s Raw.
Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez had discussed on Wednesday’s edition of Wrestling Observer Radio that the decision to switch the title might have been made because Charlotte was taking time off, but Meltzer later clarified that her schedule is packed over the next few weeks.
As was noted in today’s daily update, Sasha Banks defeating Charlotte for the WWE Women’s Championship on the first episode of Raw following the WWE Draft was a choice made to kick off the new era with an important title change.
Charlotte had held the title for over 10 months after defeating Nikki Bella for what was then the Diva’s title at Night of Champions on September 20th of last year. But the decision was made to switch the title on Raw to give the show a championship change and big moment.
Dave Meltzer notes that the title change was initially supposed to occur at SummerSlam, and the Banks vs. Charlotte rematch is still scheduled for WWE’s biggest event of the summer.
On Wednesday’s edition of Observer Radio it was speculated that the switch was made because Charlotte was taking time off, but she has a packed schedule over the next few weeks.
Monday night’s edition of RAW had its moments without exactly firing on all cylinders. Here’s where it went right…and where it went very, very wrong.
— The Hits —
Trios pow-wows
Tag team main events are usually throwaway affairs in the WWE universe. As such, those backstage huddles featuring all six Money in the Bank ladder match entrants were very welcome. Recycling the “Sami is Canadian too” joke from last week worked well, as did Jericho’s continued brilliant use of the word “idiot”. That, of course, led to a wonderful “stupid idiot” chant during the main event, directed at the Fozzy frontman. The match itself was merely fine, but featured a hot finish and a much-needed attempt to rehab a cooled-off Dean Ambrose.
Cena’s return and AJ’s turn
While I’m not entirely sold on AJ’s full-fledged heel turn, it must be acknowledged that its execution was excellent here. Further, the company is quite light on the heel side at the moment. While I could have done without the cringeworthy, jingoistic intro, John Cena’s comeback promo was one of his strongest in some time. Delivered with fantastic fire, it underlined the veteran’s new role as the gatekeeper of the WWE: “The future must go through me”.
The Golden Truth shine
I’m as surprised as you are, believe me, but Monday night’s first hour segment involving the Golden Truth actually worked. Key to its success was allowing two of the most naturally amusing men on the roster to be themselves, free from the writers’ awful input. Truth and Goldust’s contributions on commentary during The Usos’ quick win over Breezango were often hilarious with Truth reprising his inability to distinguish Byron Saxton from Jonathan Coachman – despite the fact that “Coach has talent” as JBL helpfully pointed out.
I must admit I’m also a big fan of Truth’s remixed rap, heard in its full form on Smackdown, but sadly cut off here by a commercial break. Credit also to Tyler Breeze for his inset promo (“The Ewww-sos”) for showing how his mastery over his character has been shamefully wasted on the main roster.
Enzo & Cass
They seem to be featured here every week but even though their promo ostensibly just listed cheeses at one point, everything this team touches turns to gold at the moment. Although, I could do without that double team Rocket Launcher finish as they never seem to execute it convincingly.
–The Misses–
Using The New Day to distract from the brand split fiasco
Last week’s news that the debut of live Tuesday night Smackdown would usher in another brand split conjured up many appalling vistas. Chief among them was the prospect of having to watch nine hours of WWE programming in three days on PPV weeks, closely followed by the harebrained possible reintroduction of two world titles. Worries about the potential for tag teams to be forcibly separated weren’t exactly high on folks’ lists of concerns.
But that’s the draft-related horror that New Day asked us to consider in RAW’s overlong opening segment in which their comedy was used to distract from the fact that company is figuring the detail of this guaranteed failure out as it goes. The idea that the Vaudevillains denying us the “pleasure” of Stephanie’s dancing is supposed to generate heel heat was where the real humour lay, however, as was that team’s failure to upbraid The Club for getting them disqualified from what was effectively a number one contendership opportunity.
Rollins The Mute
Following on from the abrupt ending to his in-ring promo on Smackdown, the returning Seth Rollins went one better on Monday night by saying absolutely nothing – for a very, very long time. I’d love to tell you what Rollins’ fakeouts were supposed to achieve, but sadly I’m not one of the 28 typewriter-armed monkeys that this company employs. On that note, every time I hear Roman’s “I’m not a good guy….” catchphrase or JBL parroting Vince’s “polarising figure” nonsense, I want to scream. Nails on a chalkboard, every time.
Dolph Ziggler baiting Baron Corbin into a “technical wrestling match” (translation: a match) only to kick him in the cojones was extremely dumb. Not only did Dolph cost himself a third loss to Corbin, he also made himself look like a coward. Wouldn’t a real babyface pour everything he had into besting the balding one in a fair fight?
Titus confronts the “Bulgarian Blowhard”
Speaking of poor writing, is anyone getting tired of Zack Ryder cutting pre-match promos about overcoming the odds only to lose comprehensively? What is the point of that exactly? US Champion Rusev crushed Ryder in short order before being confronted by proud American Titus O’Neil. O’Neil nervously delivered his scripted verbiage, including the embarrassing insult transcribed above, to a relatively underwhelming response. Still, at least this means the Bulgarian won’t be dropping the strap to the returning Cena any time soon as many predicted. Finally, what was up with Lana’s accent in her pre-match introduction?
The Charlotte follow-up
Where do I start with this one? I could talk about how Stephanie felt it necessarily to once again verbally tear strips off one of her major champions. I could talk about the lameness of the talking heads’ contribution in the preceding video package. I could discuss how little sense it makes that Charlotte throwing off the yolk of her cheating father is being portrayed as a heelish progression for her character.
Whichever way you look at it, Monday’s follow-up to what was a disastrous promo from the Women’s champion last week was just as crummy as the distraction finish she caused in Dana Brooke’s match against Natalya. Apparently it’s important that all these women are made to look dumb, face or heel. Dreadful.