VIDEO: Being The Elite – ‘The Forbidden Dior’

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The Young Bucks fully embraced their new heel personas. 

The cold open —

  • The Young Bucks boasted about their Nike Dior shoes and the tens of thousands of dollars they had spent on their gear. 

The Elite —

  • There was an extended highlight video from The Bucks match vs. Death Triangle on Dynamite. 
  • Footage was shown from an AEW meet and greet at The House Always Wins house show from WrestleMania week. This was some vintage BTE stuff and pretty cool to see. 
  • Cutler Cam clips from The House Always Wins show were shown. 
  • Cutler confronted Matt and Nick about their new attitudes. He also informed them that he has a broken orbital bone and can’t wrestle for four to six months. Matt and Nick said that if he wants both of his contracts to roll over, he needs to be their personal young boy and assistant. 

Dark Order —

  • The Dark Order segment from last week’s Dynamite was replayed. Hangman Page walked out when Alex Marvez asked him a question about Kenny Omega and The Bucks. 
  • The group was still waiting for Hangman to return with food. They eventually agreed that Hangman wasn’t coming back, so Colt Cabana ordered them 50 pounds of meat. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Best Friends and Kris Statlander attempted to kill Brandon Cutler. Instead, he talked them into doing a BTE Mailbag segment on the show. 
  • Ryzin dealt with the aftermath of taking too many Blue Chew on last week’s episode. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – The Elite united

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  • Kenny Omega explained the motivation for Matt and Nick Jackson turning heel. 

The cold open —

  • The Young Bucks heel turn from Dynamite’s closing segment was replayed.

The Elite —

  • Kenny Omega sat with Matt and Nick. He said they’ve changed the world, but the people have turned on them. He said that Matt and Nick had come to represent what he hates about modern wrestling by pandering to fans. 
  • Omega said that no one else is on their level, they don’t do this because they love it, but because it’s their responsibility to show the world their greatness. He urged The Bucks to ditch their bright colors and gear, because there has to be a change in them. This was a serious promo and good work from Omega. 
  • Matt Jackson and Brandon Cutler went for a quick skate backstage. 

Dark Order —

  • Kris Statlander was in Anna Jay’s usual spot in the Dark Order lair. Stu Grayson began flipping out. 5 entered and had huge genitals. 
  • Uno chastised Grayson for embarrassing him in front of the group. Alex Abrahantes staged an intervention and translated for the two, with the gag being that they were all speaking the same language and sitting five feet apart and didn’t need translation.

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Matt Hardy cut a promo on Darby Allin ahead of their falls count anywhere match this week. He said he’s here to leech off AEW, he pioneered the style that made Darby famous and he doesn’t care what the modern wrestling fan wants. This was an excellent promo.
  • The Vicious Vixens were having trouble selling their goods backstage. Ryzin the evil priest ate handfuls of Blue Chew, thinking they were candy. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Build for AEW Dynamite six-man tag match

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This week on Being The Elite —

  • This week’s episode was significantly shorter than usual and focused on building to The Young Bucks & Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers on this week’s AEW Dynamite. 

The cold open —

  • Matt Hardy introduced his faction as the Hardy Family Office and promised to continue taking out The Dark Order.

The Elite —

  • The build to Dynamite’s six-man tag continued. Don Callis was shown confronting Matt Jackson on last week’s Dynamite, The Bucks and Jon Moxley went after Omega and The Good Brothers, and Matt and Nick looked at themselves in the mirror, looking to get their old killer instinct back. Old BTE clips were shown from Matt and Nick’s time in ROH and NJPW.

Dark Order —

  • Alex Reynolds provided an update on John Silver’s shoulder injury. He said that Silver’s shoulder is okay, but that John is pregnant. 10 claimed to be the father. 
  • 5 said that he can get his penis surgically re-attached provided he keeps it on ice. He carried around a glass of ice water with a shrimp in it. 10 stomped on the shrimp. 

The Good Brothers —

  • Gallows went blind from masturbating too much. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Highlights from Arcade Anarchy on Dynamite were shown. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – The Young Bucks battle contentment

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The cold open —

  • Matt Hardy met with Private Party and told them that despite their misgivings, Butcher, Blade and Bunny will gel with their group. He said Darby Allin and Sting should stay out of their business. He said that his ultimate goal is to destroy the Dark Order. 
  • In a flashback sequence, Hardy slipped into his Broken character to recruit Butcher, Blade and Bunny. 
  • Matt explained to Kassidy and Quen that he is a chameleon and can slip in and out of the Broken character if need be. 

The Elite —

  • Matt Jackson brought his kids to Dynamite and we saw footage of them playing in the ring and posing with Matt and Nick backstage. 
  • Matt, Darby Allin, Angelico, Jack Evans and Brian Cage played with skateboards backstage.  
  • Matt and Nick told Brandon Cutler that he should be proud of himself after losing on Dynamite. Cutler said that these aren’t the Bucks that he grew up with. He said they’ve become content with success and money. Cutler said Don Callis is right about them. He said even BTE has become the Dark Order show. He asked them what they saw when they looked in the mirror. 

Dark Order —

  • The group was dejected after John Silver’s loss against Allin on Dynamite. Evil Uno said that he got word that Silver might need an arm replacement. They decided to cut off 5’s arm to give to Silver. Silver said he didn’t want 5’s arm, he wanted his genitals. A shrimp fell to the ground as they cut away at 5. 

The Good Brothers —

  • Gallows taped his hands together so he couldn’t pleasure himself. He was in a bad mood and decided to sit in the locker room and eat candy. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Cezar Bononi and Luchasaurus made a brief cameo. 
  • Marko Stunt said he wanted to be the first to break the Spanish announce table in AEW. Alex Abrahantes alerted the crew and they scared Stunt away from the table. 
  • Public Swole Announcement returned as a segment. Big Swole said that the mask goes over the nose. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – The rich and comfortable Young Bucks

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The cold open —

Matt Jackson, dressed in a suit and Nike Dior sneakers, was complaining about what a tough day it was on the stock market. He took a call from his wife who was picking up ingredients for an expensive dinner. Matt had a flashback to Don Callis’s promo on Dynamite where he told Matt and Nick that they aren’t elite any more and that Kenny Omega doesn’t even recognize them. 

Matt began to wonder whether he and Nick have gotten too rich and comfortable. 

The Elite —

  • Matt Hardy told Matt Jackson that The bucks are too gullible and Callis is exploiting them. He said that he knows this because he manipulated Hangman against them. 
  • Matt Jackson saw Hangman dancing with Dark Order while sad music played. 

Dark Order —

  • The group tried to officially recruit Maki Itoh, but she flipped them off and said she was going back to Japan. 
  • The group got John Silver ready for his TNT title match this week by beating him with skateboards and dragging him around backstage. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • After their loss to Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston, Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson were going over the reasons for their defeat. Anderson said that Gallows is tired from masturbating too much and it’s the reason they lost. He banned Gallows from masturbating for a week and said that if he finds out that Gallows has, they will break up. 
  • After stealing Matt Sydal’s ring jacket, Vicious Vixens sold it back to him. They then stole his fanny pack. 
  • Backstage footage of Brandon Cutler’s entrance was shown. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Leg slapping

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The cold open —

  • Christopher Daniels told The Young Bucks a joke and they slapped their legs while laughing. Matt Hardy pointed out a “no leg slapping while laughing” sign, poking fun at the WWE ban on leg slapping. 

Dark Order —

  • Hangman Page finally bought his lawn mower. He then confronted Dark Order about some suspicious purchases on his credit card, including a leisure suit, flowers for Anna Jay, “a bunch of drugs,” a gimp suit, assorted meats and Japanese Rosetta Stone. 
  • Maki Itoh insulted the group’s dancing. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Matt Hardy and Private Party were celebrating their win on Dynamite. Butcher, Blade and Bunny were there and were celebrating in their own way. Hardy promised to crush The Dark Order. 
  • Hangman talked to Private Party backstage. He told them that there is strength in numbers and that Private Party, Butcher and Blade outnumber Hardy and they should keep that in mind. Page then stole their “This Ain’t Water.”
  • There was an extended cinematic dream sequence. Alex Abrahantes and each member of The Dark Order went after Sammy Guevara, Santana, Ortiz and Dasha. 
  • The Vicious Vixens trio stole items from various talent backstage. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Revolution highlights

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The cold open —

  • Birdhouse sent Matt Jackson some skateboard decks and skate socks. 

The Elite —

  • Brandon Cutler still had an erection a week after being dosed with a male enhancement pill by Luke Gallows. Cutler went to Gallows and Karl Anderson for help with his problem. They agreed to help. 
  • Footage was shown from last week’s Dynamite, including backstage video of Shaq and Paul Wight. 
  • Matt was shown explaining to one of his kids with action figures how he and Nick were going to jump off the stage on last week’s show. 

Dark Order —

  • Dark Order were commiserating after losing last night. Hangman Page joined them. The group were bragging about all the gifts they bought for Page after his win over Matt Hardy, but it turned out that they bought them with Page’s credit card. 
  • The group was upset that Anna Jay is out injured. They said that no woman could ever replace her. Just then, Maki Itoh walked in and the group started celebrating. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Vicious Vixens came up with a scheme to steal money from people. 
  • Matt and Nick signed some posters before Revolution last night. 
  • A highlights video from Revolution was shown. 
  • Private Party went to Matt Hardy’s hotel room after his loss to Page. They tried to give him a pep talk. Hardy was in a trance-like state eating grapes

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Unboxing

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The cold open —

  • Matt Jackson was hanging out with his kids. One of the children brought to his attention that Paul Wight had signed with AEW. This gave Matt flashbacks to being given a chokeslam through a table by Big Show “back when you were a jobber,” as the child said. Matt fled his home. 

The Elite —

  • Kenny Omega opened a pack of 1991 WCW trading cards and was gifted a pair of custom Nike shoes. 
  • Gallows and Anderson were in the hospital waiting room, waiting for Papa Buck after his attack at the hands of Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara on Dynamite. Brandon Cutler was with them and had fallen asleep. Gallows revealed that he had given Papa Buck two Viagra pills. He then slipped one to Cutler while he was asleep. The punchline here was that Cutler has a small penis. 

Dark Order —

  • John Silver and Alex Reynolds were backstage looking for Sting. They ran into Eddie Kingston. Kingston cut promos on Silver and Reynolds. 
  • The second episode of Dark Order Kai saw Dark Order swear out revenge on Santana, Ortiz, Guevara and Dasha. 
  • Alan Angels was recovering in a cold tub. The rest of the group made fun of his genitals. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Matt Hardy met with TH2 and Isiah Kassidy to discuss taking out The Dark Order in their ten-man tag on this week’s Dynamite. 
  • Vickie and Nyla recruited a satanic priest to their group. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Mama Buck & Papa Buck

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The cold open —

  • The Good Brothers and The Young Bucks discussed why the Brothers were so late in saving the Bucks from an Inner Circle attack on Dynamite last week. Gallows and Anderson revealed that they were late with the save because they had stopped to masturbate beforehand. 

The Elite —

  • The Bucks brought their parents with them to Dynamite. We saw footage of Mama Buck and Papa Buck getting a tour. 
  • Kenny Omega beat two arcade owners at Street Fighter II. 
  • The Bunny tried to poison Brandon Cutler’s coffee, but her plan went awry when The Blade whisked Cutler away before he drank it. 
  • The Bucks thanked Cutler for trying to save them last week and promised him a match with “Jack Swagger” on Dynamite. After Cutler left, The Bucks said that Cutler hadn’t earned the match and this was nepotism in action. 
  • Cutler fell asleep in an airport again. 

Dark Order —

  • The group celebrated their successful save of Hangman Page on Dynamite. Page entered and agreed to be their friend, but stopped short of saying he would join Dark Order. There was a lot of the usual Dark Order comedy here. 

BTE Championship —

  • Sammy Guevara cut a promo and said that he’ll be defending the former BTE title against his mom on his vlog tomorrow. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Matt Hardy presented Isiah Kassidy with a gold chain and they bragged about their masterful plan to work the internet into thinking Hardy had heat with Private Party. Hardy tried to enlist referee Mike Posey, then he and Kassidy went off to find TH2. 
  • Hardy paid off TH2 for their attack on Hangman Page last week. TH2 said they wanted double the fee if Hardy wanted to use their services in the future. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Dark Order Kai

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The cold open —

  • The Bucks, Brandon Cutler, SCU and Rick Knox were stuck in an Atlanta airport on a travel delay. They spotted someone wearing an expensive pair of Nike Dior shoes. 

The Elite —

  • Cutler fell asleep in the airport and the group made fun of him. 

Dark Order —

  • John Silver and Alex Reynolds were looking for Sting to recruit to Dark Order. They found Luther and Serpentico instead. Silver thought Luther and Serpentico were Sting and Darby Allin. Luther thought Sting was in U2 and sang “Roseanne.”
  • Dasha, Santana, Ortiz and Sammy Guevara confronted Alex Abrahantes, 5, 10 and Anna Jay backstage. They did a kung fu movie parody fight. After a pep talk from Vickie Guerrero, Dasha, Santana, Ortiz and Guevara won the battle. Dark Order vowed that this wasn’t over. 
  • Dark Order met in their lair. They were wondering why Hangman chose to align with Matt Hardy instead of them. They decided that it must be because of their small genitals. Anna Jay spoke up and said that they were better off without Hangman. 

BTE Championship —

  • Guevara announced that he will be defending the BTE Championship on his vlog tomorrow in a handstand competition. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • A dramatic Matt Hardy and Private Party video package was shown, including footage from Quen and Kassidy’s loss at Saturday’s Impact Wrestling show. Kassidy and Quen left voicemails for Matt, as he is not speaking to them after the loss. 
  • Cutler spotted Allie and Penelope Ford playing Animal Crossing backstage. He played nice, then insulted them as he walked away. They heard the insult. 
  • Vicious Vixens held an audition. An audition for what? I’m not sure. Various AEW talent danced for them. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Valentine’s Day

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The cold open —

  • Almost three solid minutes of The Good Brothers, naked, talking about unspeakable things they want to do to The Young Bucks and Anderson’s grandmother. 

The Elite —

  • The Bucks were shown taking reference photos for the upcoming AEW video game. 
  • Footage was shown from the tag team battle royale on last week’s Dynamite. 
  • The Bucks and The Good Brothers talked about “The Forbidden Door” being open, but only for a one or two week program with KENTA and Jon Moxley. Matt and Nick were upset that Gallows and Anderson cost Nick the battle royale. 

Dark Order —

  • The group was making Valentine’s Day cards for their crushes. 5 was going to tell the group that Hangman showed up for their slumber party last week, but he was shouted down before he could reveal the truth. 
  • Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, John Silver, Alex Reynolds, 10 and Colt Cabana all gave their Valentine’s cards to Wardlow. 5 wanted to give his to Hangman. He approached Page, but Page said Dark Order is fine without him and walked off. 5 tucked his card inside Page’s jacket in his locker. Matt Hardy intercepted the card and tore it up before Hangman could read it. 
  • Anna Jay gave Grayson a Valentine’s card that read “f*** off.” 

BTE Championship —

  • Fuego Del Sol, Preston Vance and Brandon Cutler tied in a trivia contest to determine the next number one contender. A handstand competition will decide the next contender to Sammy Guevara’s title. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Matt Hardy left a voicemail for Hangman and explained that he didn’t intend to steal the pin in their tag match last week. Private Party walked in on Hardy and acted jealous that he was talking to Page. Hardy said that they were going to Impact tomorrow to make sure that The Good Brothers retain the Impact Tag titles. 
  • Kris Statlander wrote a Valentine’s Day song for Orange Cassidy and asked Brandon Cutler to film her singing it for him. Statlander sat next to Orange and sang the song, but got embarrassed and ran off. Cutler revealed that Cassidy was asleep the whole time. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – New BTE Champion

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The cold open —

The Good Brothers and The Young Bucks had more green screen fun. Gallows and Anderson made a lot of references to their genitals. Nick took a shot at EVIL and modern Bullet Club, saying it sucks and this isn’t a storyline, they’re not working with NJPW. 

They also showed a spot that had to be edited out of Dynamite where Gallows and Anderson passed an imaginary joint around. 

Dark Order —

  • Anna Jay shoved Stu Grayson over a railing and he took a crazy bump. Tay Conti asked Anna if she liked Stu. Anna played it off. 
  • Stu built a blanket fort and the group had their slumber party. They talked about their crushes. Ten said Wardlow is his. Colt Cabana told a ghost story about his investments. 
  • Anna left the fort and saw Hangman Page contemplating joining the party. She told Page that he broke Dark Order’s hearts and he needs to get out of there and let them heal and move on as a family. 

BTE Championship —

  • Sammy Guevara beat John Silver in a field goal competition to win the title. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Luchasaurus and Brandon Cutler called a truce and Luchasaurus took Cutler on an expedition to learn about the history of dinosaurs. 
  • Matt Hardy encouraged Private Party to mess with Gallows and Anderson by ringing a bell. The bell turned Gallows into Phestus “with a Ph in case Vince still owns the name.”
  • Nyla Rose was on the phone with someone and said that donations have been going well, but she might actually have too much money now. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Dark Order plan a slumber party

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The cold open —

  • Gallows and Anderson met with The Young Bucks and discussed how they took out Penta El Zero Miedo on Dynamite. Matt and Nick thought that maybe The Good Brothers went too far in attacking Penta. Gallows and Anderson warned them not to get soft on them. 

The Elite —

  • As he was driving The Bucks to Daily’s Place, Brandon Cutler hit Christopher Daniels’ rental car. 
  • The Bucks confronted Private Party after their heel turn on Dynamite. Matt Hardy entered and said Private Party listen to him and they’re not egotistical like Matt and Nick. After Matt and Nick left, Hardy told Quen and Kassidy that The Bucks aren’t their friends and they need to stick it to them if they get the chance. 

Dark Order —

  • John Silver called Alex Abrahantes and asked if he could delegate his Dark Order recruiting to him. Abrahantes mixed some Kool-Aid and said “This sounds like a job for The Kool-Aid Man.” 
  • Santana, Ortiz, Sammy Guevara and Dasha Gonzalez were walking backstage and saw a bunch of people drinking Kool-Aid, including Tony Schiavone. Santana swore that they would put an end to Abrahantes’ recruiting next week. 
  • Dark Order argued over whose fault it was that Hangman Page didn’t join the group last week. To create harmony, they decided to have a slumber party. 

BTE Championship —

  • Sammy Guevara won a pull-up bar competition to become number one contender to the BTE title. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Kris Statlander abducted Jungle Boy. 

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Dissension in The Elite

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This week on Being The Elite —

The cold open —

  • Footage was shown from Dynamite of The Good Brothers teaming with Kenny Omega. The Young Bucks had been waiting to enter for the match and to team with Omega, but Gallows and Anderson took their spot. 
  • The Bucks confronted Omega, Gallows and Anderson after the match. Omega swore that there had been a misunderstanding on the part of Don Callis and that the trio had not planned to leave The Bucks out. 
  • After Omega, Gallows and Anderson left, Matt and Nick agreed that they had just been lied to. 

The Elite —

  • The Bucks met with Matt Hardy. They told Hardy that he gave them a bad key to their new EVP suite. Hardy said that if they had read their contract, they would have seen that Hardy is the only one with a key to the suite and that they owe him money. Hardy collected all their cash and said that they owe him that amount every week. 

Dark Order —

  • Stu Grayson was on the phone, ordering a chocolate horse in anticipation of Hangman Page joining the group in two days on Dynamite. Alex Reynolds ordered real mermaids. Colt Cabana agreed to bring plastic utensils and Pepsi. 10 said he would bring the coke. Page entered but was quickly sent away so as not to ruin the surprise for Dynamite. 

BTE Championship —

  • John Silver beat Alex Reynolds in beer pong to retain the BTE Championship.

Miscellaneous bits —

  • The Bunny and Brandon Cutler exchanged fake pleasantries backstage. 
  • Matt Hardy and Private Party had a confrontation backstage. Hardy was upset that Quen had called him a money-grabbing carny. Hardy said that Private Party need to win their match on Dark this week by any means necessary. 
  • Kris Statlander abducted Brian Pillman Jr. and made him read a demeaning message. 
  • Peter Avalon and Leva Bates made awkward small talk backstage. 
  • Luchasaurus and Cutler hyped up their match for tomorrow on Dark. 
  • Bates told Kip Sabian that she let him win when they played video games. Sabian challenged her to another game.

VIDEO: Being The Elite – Gallows and Anderson appear

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This week on Being The Elite —

The cold open —

  • Doc Gallows, Karl Anderson and The Young Bucks met in the Bucks’ locker room and reprised their too sweet hand signal from Dynamite. Gallows also made several lewd references to his genitals and discussed masturbation. 

The Elite —

  • Backstage footage was shown from The Bucks and SCU’s match vs. The Acclaimed and TH2 from Dynamite. Nick Jackson discussed details of his ankle injury and was shown getting treatment. 
  • The Gallows and Anderson debut on Dynamite was shown from different camera angles. Gallows, Anderson, Kenny Omega and The Bucks posed for photos backstage. 
  • The Bucks and Frankie Kazarian were hanging out in the EVP dressing room. Kazarian said he’s been looking into Anger Management, the movie, not the classes. 
  • Matt Hardy suggested that The Bucks move to a bigger dressing room. He sold them a bigger room, but Matt Jackson had to sign a contract without reading it. Later, Matt realized that the key to the room that Hardy gave him doesn’t work. 
  • Brandon Cutler was shown falling asleep in different parts of the airport. 

Dark Order —

  • Alan Angels threw a New Year party for the group. 
  • Anna Jay’s new year’s resolution was to be nicer to Stu. 
  • John Silver’s was to get his best kisser title back from Emilio Estevez. 
  • Colt Cabana’s resolution was to get his dad gimmick over. 
  • Evil Uno wants to wrestle Jim Duggan. 
  • Alex Reynolds wants a catchphrase.
  • Preston Vance did some cocaine. 
  • Alan Angels resolved to be cooler. 
  • The group did a midnight countdown. Hangman did a run-in and told the group that it was December 27. 
  • The group beat up Angels. 
  • Silver and Reynolds schemed to recruit Sting to Dark Order. 

BTE Championship —

  • Alex Reynolds won a number one contender game of flip cup and will challenge Silver in beer pong next week for the BTE title. 

Miscellaneous bits —

  • Marko Stunt told Leva Bates that she needs to level with Kip Sabian and tell him that she let him win in their video game battle. 
  • Matt Hardy confronted Private Party about not giving him a cut of their Cameo profits. Hardy referenced third party deals. Hardy said Private Party are destined for great things if they don’t become selfish like The Bucks did. 
  • Hardy told Brandon Cutler that he could get him on Dynamite if he beat someone who wasn’t a jobber. Hardy suggested that Cutler go after Luchasaurus. Cutler and Luchasaurus agreed to meet next week on Dark.
  • Kris Statlander tried to abduct Griff Garrison. 
  • Dasha, Ortiz and someone unidentified trapped Alex Abrahantes in a trailer with Jake Roberts to try to get him out of Dark Order. After two hours, Alex exited the trailer and Jake was left there drinking Dark Order Kool-Aid. 
  • Dressed as nuns, Vickie Guerrero and Nyla Rose extorted money from people backstage.